things you should NEVER say to a guitarist

special thanks to: justin dines, zach holtzer, connor dale, and trevor anderson

[bloodflowerrrs]

"Every good guitarist can read sheet music."

*cries in tabs*

[maxjohnson]

i hate when you get asked:
1. do you play acoustic or electric?
2. why do you need 2 guitars
3. CAN YOU PLAY THIS SONG

[PJellyfish]

“I just learn by ear”
*cries in bass*

[SubsWithNoVideos-lwlg]

Jared: Why do you need two guitars?

Jared: **owns 21 guitars**

[yeehawry]

“Fenders are for old people”
That low key pissed me off🤣

[PanzerMan]

"Every good guitarist can read sheet music." Ouch.

[jordanbridge]

Someone once asked me if a electric guitar that’s not plugged in is just a acoustic guitar. Yes he got smacked

[musicman_hd]

"every good guitarist can read sheet music"

*laughs in Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie van Halen, and slash*

[GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy]

I hate it when someone says 'Do you know how to play "( name of song)", it goes da-da-da-da -da-da-da-da-da. Ok, I'm not going to know how to play a song on guitar by hearing you say 'da-da-da-da-da-da-da'. I have to sit down and learn it from the original recording and then practice it. This has happened to me many times at jam sessions and drives me nuts.

[vascodegama]

"I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out"... when YouTube gets too real!

[PolythenePam]

"We don't need more guitar strings, we need more green"
- The Beatles

[xenomorphbiologist-xx]

Can I show a guitar trick?

*I sAw iT oN bUzZfEeD*

[RagoziHD]

"This guitar sucks dude."
"I mean, I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out."
*Looks angrily at camera*
Loved that reference.

[jackroberts]

How many Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, but you need another 5 to say, "Pffft I could've done that!"

[ashleykaylam]

“Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
I died inside

[ghost-facedhindu]

3:18 Yeah, that's how you get murdered in your sleep at my house...

[TeraBrite]

I can confirm you shouldn't say these things to a guitarist.

[JoshuaDalviken]

0:55 Nothing good ever comes from "I saw it on Buzzfeed".

[ardonsmagic]

me : practice alternate picking
gf: what song is that?

😂

[jacksonbrooks]

When he said “I could build u one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out”

That hit me in the feels and what the hell did I have to do with it