Narcissist tries to be a Serial Killer, Fails

Mark Twitchell

[CalvinCalamari]

"I paid cash to avoid a paper trail"

Then I wrote it all down in my diary

[yellowconstellation]

This guy is more like a Dexter villain, one that dies in a single episode

[jackleg]

It’s funny because there’s literally an episode of Dexter where someone who gets inspired by him and starts killing people and Dexter instantly takes him out

[SomeoneSomewhere-ks]

Killer: "Most people can't get away with murder, but I'm a genius"

Also killer: "Hey stranger, why don't you step into this murder room set."
Also killer: "Hi Johnny's friends, I'm Johnny, I've met a woman I immediately love and am now going on a tropical vacation forever. Cya"

Truly a mastermind for the ages

[mlisaj]

Sad but sweet footnote: the victim who escaped said he was nervous about running into Altinger’s mom at Court, as he did not report his attack and a chance to find Twitchel before he killed was lost.

But Altinger’s mom approached him, hugged him and only said she was so glad he was able to get away and was safe.

[EvilOdysseus]

It's ironic how he idolised Dexter but tuned into the exact type of person Dexter kills

[djs]

I love when narcissists get caught because they underestimate the care that goes into an actual relationship. He couldn’t fathom that the victim’s friends know his writing style, his weather preferences, his daily habits, and was even informed about the location of his date. RIP Johnny Altinger

[Milkra]

making an entire movie to explain why vader's suit slightly changed is something redlettermedia would do for a gag

[byronic-heroine]

I love that you always emphasize what sad creeps the killers are instead of making them into these diabolical masterminds like a lot of media does.

[tootiredforyou_]

this guy's "diary" unironically sounds like a discord mod trying to intimidate someone 😭

[fateth]

"I'm not like other serial killers 👉🏼👈🏼" is crazy

[drkRoss]

This guy gives me "while you were having pre-marital relations, I studied the blade" vibes.

[RicoCosta]

If he had idolized George Costanza instead of Dexter, none of this would've ever happened.

[imnotthegiant]

I can’t believe this dude thought Vader having a slightly different color 20 years later is a plot hole…

[alecoliveolive]

As a former barista I can confirm coffee shops are where creatives go to let their ideas die

[jasontrent]

I’ll say it again….when you break from your normal speech pattern and bust out laughing because you can’t continue without pointing out the hilarious/idiotic point being made….those are my favorite parts in your videos. Most of the content you make is dark in nature, but the moments when you simply can’t contain and your personality breaks through make them so much more enjoyable. Love the content you and your brother create. Thanks for all the hard work, my friend.

[abimichi]

This is what happens when you "literally me" too close to the sun.

[furuyawn]

the part where you said that johnny's friends knew the email wasn't from him because there weren't any jokes or comedic bits, and that johnny loved making people laugh is one of the biggest gut-punches of this entire case for me. it's already incredibly fucking sad that he was snuffed out for no fucking reason, but that just makes it feel infinitely worse to me.

[purplemonkydishwasher]

This Deadpool and Wolverine advertisement is getting out of hand

[laserpanda]

"This is my husband"

"Thats just a chair with an enormous red flag draped over it"

"His name's Mark"