Ranking EVERY Death Row Meal: James Edward Smith

[JoshSlavin]

More info if you are interested!:
- Smith’s mother said he was a kind and loving child, but changed when he began to practice black magic, voodooism, and witchcraft. According to Smith, he committed six ritualistic killings (including one sacrifice) prior to being arrested.

- Smith believed that successfully completing the ritual he had planned would mark his body and prevent him from becoming a ghost. Because he failed to do so, Smith vowed to haunt the prison for 300 years.

[leslie]

*"MY FINAL REQUEST IS TO FEAST ON THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENTS!!!"*

"That's not on the list, sir."

"...some yogurt pls..."

[DoubleXStriker]

BRO TRIED TO SNEAK JOSHUA WEISSMAN IN IT 😭😭

[bashoutkamp]

Joshua Weissman sentenced for destroying the fast food industry

[nastymandy]

“Your dirt has been denied.”
“Oh, so you’re scared?”

[natalieammba]

Man I thought I could watch Josh consume real dirt for a moment there 😅😉

[kioumin]

Imagine your reincarnation ritual being foiled by yogurt.

[cckiller]

He didn't actually choose the jogurt, the prison choose it for him. He didn't even know his request was denied before it was time to eat it.

[GreatKingDodge]

My boy just wanted to finish the ritual now he’ll never be reincarnated

[GoofyAhhWeeb]

Bro Deadass made a new tier for this guy 😭

[ArchangelMichael.]

A backround story, the reason James requested rhaeakunda dirt was so that he could perform a ritual and consume the dirt so that his spirit would move on to the afterlife and not become a ghost. It’s a common practice in voodooism. lots of witch doctors and shamans who practice voodoo often use this ritual before they die.

[emahnibutler]

Mans tried to say “I always come back”

[Northrop_BStealthbomber]

"Sir what do you want for your final meal?"

"I'd like some dirt cuz I WANNA RESPAWN"

[MelodyVOA]

Shake my hand. Come on, boys. Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

[bewareofsasquatch]

Joshua being on there and with his buns that he always making 😂

[thegeneraljohn]

Man was told he wasn't allowed to eat dirt to try and cheat death, so he settled for yogurt instead.

[ashrafradhanpuri]

Josh will be remembered and he would ask for a fully functional kitchen instead of buns 😂

[freaky.poltergeist]

he wasn’t going to eat the dirt, he wanted to put it on his body in a way that would guide his spirit out

[blueshadow]

"Don't worry, I'll respawn"
Bro, respawn is turned off
"...wait wha-" *Death*

[monkelifegood]

Oh no Joshua, don’t tell me you did it again! 💀