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[justmo]

The shirt is out here looking like one of those oddly-specific ones you'd get advertised on Facebook with about ten different fonts and three line-seperator graphics.

[AnnieLeslie]

I accidentally stole an owned cat I thought was abandoned. But it turned out her owners were neglectful of all their pets, so now I know I actually did rescue her.

[brianvalenti]

You'll never run out of cats to adopt. It's how you build a cat army.

[samdessino]

Peoples mental gymnastics to absolve their personal responsibility to the environment is always astonishing. Particularly bc there is no escaping the damage you do, its just a much a part of you as your heart and eyes.

[leonwinchester]

To be fair you don't need to steal cats especially not outdoor cats. Sometimes they will just gain a liking to you and stay at your house whether you want them too or not.

[A.K.A-]

"I'm everywhere. And I'm fast." Haunting words

[FinnaWoken]

Keep ur cat inside to prevent local ecological damage

[ScabiousGarde]

"People might steal them" isn't why people say keep your cats indoors 😂

[retii]

If cat has access to outdoors it's not your cat anymore. It's cat of your neighbour, it's cat of the old lady down the street, it's cat of those kids who running around in the yard. And anyone can do anything to it.

[hippydisnerd]

Doing their part to prevent outdoor cats 🥰

[adabuilder]

That is a whole lot of reading that needs to be done from a moving target.

[jonathanharsh]

I’d just like to say, I’ve appreciated the growth in the reading you’ve been had.

Early on, you had this weird habit of ending every single sentence with a little upturn, so everything sounded like a bit of a question. And while it still happens occasionally, these days it rarely feels like it happens in a place that hinders the reading as a whole.

It’s just great seeing constant improvement. Keep it up, man.

[ArtEnjoyer]

This guy sounds like one from the list of _Flash enemies:_ a speedster that steals *exclusively* unattended cats. What _moniker_ would we give him?

[davidm]

Honestly, that's a good PSA to keep cats as indoor pets to protect the environment.

[monstwapushin]

I imagine like the dude walking down the street while their neighbors are looking through the windows, only for a cat to come out of a house and you can your hear a scream saying SNUGGLES YOUR GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED!” Only for that guy to dash grab the cat and run, and you can just hear the sound of the cat and the neighbor

[CeaselessEnemy]

I feel like people who steal cats forget that some cats run out, and don't really keep in mind that a cat being outside SHOULDN'T, in fact, mean it's yours automatically. I dunno, as someone who lost my most affectionate cat, I feel I have more of an emotional stake in this. I'd hate to think my cat was stolen because someone believed I didn't deserve her. I hate this post. I know it's not about my specific situation, but I still feel the sting. Who knows how many people take other's cats because they assume it's negligence instead of a single incident?

[TimeRIP]

And this is what's known in the legal system as 'Probable Cause'.

[KadgarScars]

Please walk by my house, and the I’ll just casually let like 2 or 3 of my exes cats out hahhahahaha

[doofinpuss]

You may be fast, but I've got pumped up kicks, so you better run better run.

[raven]

Cats absolutely destroy whatever eco system they're introduced to and yes, everyone should keep their cats inside.