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[jackunknown]

"all agrees on what it is, but not why it is" best line

[cosmicriptid]

I too would be utterly bewildered by a volcanic rock showing up where it wasn't supposed to be.

[austinfowler]

The best pranks are where you confuse the victim, not abuse them.

Surpisingly common error by "pranksters".

[saryntoews]

The human urge to look at stone 😂 timeless

[icebird]

proof that the obsidian knife bat trick always work against geologist

[daorignaldumbucket]

My favorite harmless prank is putting self adhesive googly eyes on stuff

[accuratememin]

Rare instance of a prank not ending up with 229 dead and 37 diseased

[dragoknight]

An even better geologist lure than an obsidian knife.

EDIT: for legal reasons this is purely theatrical

[imcasualjimm]

Remember kids, _confuse, _ *not abuse*

[BaseTyir]

I would like to go on a walk with these geologists, sounds fun.

[diemhummel]

The best feeling is watching geniuses at their craft try and figure out an impossible problem because you messed with a variable that would have never naturally been messed with.
Not to see them struggle, but just to hear all the wonderfully weird explanations they come up with to try and solve the problem.
(Like throwing in an extra bolt onto a mechanic’s table and see them try and figure out just where the heck this bolt came from)

[mikeroberts]

Harmless? That could have ended in the ultimate nerd brawl! Minor scratches and disheveled hair and pocketed vests askew everywhere! 😂

[Leekodot]

"How did a volcanic rock from iceland land all the way in Timbuktu? Oh, that's how" Is probably an accurate representation of their thought processes.

[sarahno]

Dad did this with his brother who loved arrowhead hunting. So hard to find perfect ones.
He gave one to my brother and I when we were kids to "find" in places my uncle had already looked😅
He was upset with himself after the first and suspicious of us after the second😂

[mrbreakdown]

“So we have all come to an agreement; rock is, but why rock is here?”

[Chamomile.Tea]

Everyone now and then I am happily reminded of how innocently curious humans can be at times.

A group of fellas all intrigued by rocks.
Rocks.
Understandable, and I love to see it.

[Local_Iterator]

Ah, I see you have an obsidian knife. You see, obsidian is actually a very fragile material, so you cant actually kill anyone with it- *gets beaten to death with a baseball bat*

[dmoney_warrior]

And while they are distracted, we grab our wooden bat.

[Nothing-fz]

"my favourite harmless prank" implys that she also has a favourite harming pranks

[gurglequeen]

What I haveearned today: Geologists are rock gremlins.