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[catrfish]

Mr. toy is actually probably the most professional name you could call him with the information you had

[captcha]

Oh please Mr Toy was my father, you can call me Boy !

[JustDevon]

I love how the boyfriend just fucking owns it, like “Yeah I am her boytoy and proud of it”

[jessdahooman]

Plot twist: Liz doesn't know his name

[GiantProcrastiNation]

His actual name is Bohoy Toi, OP just misunderstood

[rockeyy]

i am choosing to believe this job was at a veterinary office because it would make this at least 10 times funnier

[APerson-bqnn]

Reminds me of my mom's friend who calls her husband "amor" and only that to the point that when they sent out the invitation for the wedding ceremony/renewing their vows everybody looked at it and went "who the f is enrique"

[lilguy]

this reminds me that my friends partner just calls him puppy so often that most of us dont actually know her partners name

[kellybyrum]

My manager and I text and call each other so often and at random times of the day/night that her husband refers to me as The Boyfriend. I am not, nor will I ever be a boy. 😂

[ArtisanYozora]

A similar thing happens to me and my darling. We just call each other pet names, like the one used above, so often and for so long (going on 6 years) that when either of us say the other's actual name we both cringe. It's actually hilarious

[Rivers_TG]

Imagine going to a party, probably like a company thing, and Liz and her boyfriend walk in and everyone just screams "BOYTOY!!!!"

[Arcadian]

Boytoy isn't the same as side chick or hoe, it's actually used in an endearing way and not a way to say "Yeah whatever, I don't actually care about them." It's like when you call your cat a little shit and then continue to tell them you would die for them (little shit is also a top tier joke petname)

[tevinstrachan]

My ex used to call me babe cakes so much so thatball her school mates in college knew me as such.

Whenever i came to visit her they would be like hi Babe Cakes. That continued for about a year maybe year and a half

[reizinhodojogo]

ⓘ fried banana has a very high chance of currently existing

[edwardwilson]

Had a coworker who always did this. I eventually asked why she doesn't let other people know his name she said this. "To everyone outside of close friends and family he's (nickname) if anyone ever knows ill assume they're cheating"

[marynoble]

My bf has an odd name and ive been gaslighting my friends by telling them his name is boytoy to the point where they genuinely cant recall his actual name

[KBosher]

Okay, to the people who have an issue with this
I get it, if it was the reverse people would probably be pissed, but you dont have any context,
like, my best friends and i call eachother whore *constantly* one of said best friends is a woman, im a man, (other friend is nonbinary but uses any pronouns and is generally still percieved as a man)
its an inside joke, something we've said so much in private that its leaked into how we talk even in front of strangers, who probably find it very concerning to hear two people perceived as men calling a woman a whore.
All this to say, if the boyfriend very clearly has no issue with it, actively embraces it and dosent express any discomfort, its not your place to be outraged on his behalf, you dont know him or his life, or their relationship.

[deejones]

"My name is Mr Toy, and I'm not here to play games..."

[celloj]

“Mr. Toy” sounds like something my brother would say

[ThenameisRande]

I am “Kevin” because of this exact situation