A Funny Tumblr Story

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[JoULove]

OP made the post for plausible deniability. They actually were born in 1770 but can now pretend it's a joke

[Sp_cehobo]

Would be funny if OP did this and an actual vampire comes thinking they’ve found a new immortal buddy and befriends OP and OP thinking their new friend is playing into the joke too isn’t suspicious in the slightest. The immortal thinking OP is also an immortal and OP thinking their friend is just really big on practical jokes

[justsomeone]

“I had the artist beheaded you know..? I hardly think he captured me right..”

[mystic_atlas]

Dorian, darling, the whole point was for people NOT to see the portrait.

[bucky]

He just walks out of the shadows, "you weren't meant to see that."

[Scienceguy]

Some people play 4D chess, others checkers, but there are those few who just want to set the world on fire

[augustofilosi]

Dorian Gray if he wasn't ashamed and scared of the portrait

[justafnafweeb_lol]

Close enough, welcome back Dorian Gray

[Chonkems]

"That good friend of mine, Abraham."

"Lincoln, of course."

[alexissnape]

This is the true plot of the picture of dorian grey

[eurogryphon]

That sounds like a good backstory for someone trying to make a mysterious D&D character who really isn’t

[Coalislandmutt]

These vampire jokes are always so hilarious

[threebee]

this is on the same level as having a clown at a wedding and taking identical photos with and without the clown so that when you’re showing photos to grandkids you can swap em out when they’re not looking and freak them out

[treesurgeon]

Oh sh*t boy you've been Dorian Greyed!

[RavenPeake]

I can't tell if it's an epic prank or a fucked up lie ... Or an amazing joke... But I really love it.

[Mango_B_Turtle]

"Oh yeah it's only like that because it's been a bit hot up here in the last couple hundred years"

[anarchysammichh]

This is some The Picture of Dorian Gray if it was a comedy shit right here

[GuitarRocker]

That’s a lot of words to just say: “I want to pretend to be Dorian Gray one day.”

[asta_of_sloth]

Close enough, welcome back Dorian Gray 🎉

[NoneSpecal]

I desperately want to do this but I do not have a dusty back room in a manor house or friends to invite to a dinner party