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[mouthbruh]

the army recruiter after seeing a 5th grader go to summer school twice

[bigshaqexegaming]

Student: Man, I would kill for some college tuition.
Army Recruiter: You will?

[sergeantarchdornan]

“Man I’d kill to get rid of this college debt”

[spacepotato]

“Hey kiddo. I heard that you’re grades aren’t exactly up to standards. I bet you’re worried about colleges, right? Did you know-“

[muhdshidqie]

The army when they see a father living his best life with his family

[ee-efqr]

Bro I got decent grades and I got emails from the army.

[daveandoldsport]

The army recruiter after seeing how much hours i played on hoi4
(It was 30min)

[Honed-]

and then army recruiters running the other way when they find out you have type 1 diabetes

[gigathadues]

The Army Recruiter after seeing a 1st grader spell "earth" wrong.

[microwaveoven]

When the army recruiter called my family all my dad had to say was that I was undergoing some testing to see if I had ADHD and they said "okay. Have a good day" lol

[Guythethird]

As a student with average grades I can confirm that the navy wants me

[dripthanos]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents

[TiberianFiend]

As a cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise, I can confirm that I'm sent by the Army to recruit kids with bad grades.

[augustday]

"Hey kid, you wanna die in our banker war?"

[takanifv]

As an army recruiter, this truly speaks to my heart 😢 (I love sending children to die in pointless wars)

[ayshes]

"im depressed I wanna die"

Army recruiter : you ready?

[gameguiderGO]

"so I heard your son failed chemistry-"

[voestalpine]

Army recruiters after they see a 7 year old kid who defeated cancer:

[foolgoboom]

Wtf I swear he blinked




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[DJBodegaCat]

They would deadass come into my super senior math class in high school 😭😭