How recruiters are at the beginning of month vs at the end with no contracts

[dustpan]

I remember when they would call me none stop after i graduated from high school. After I went off about aliens and how I’ve been communicating with them they stopped calling.

[lowkeylaw]

"I dont wanna join the army, I wanna join the Airforce!! Mamaaaa" lmao

[thatguythatdoesstuff]

"If you don't sign up, Sgt. Chavez is going to lose his job as a recruiter and could lose his life when he has to go fight overseas. You don't want that on your head do you?" - Actual statement made to me by Sgt. Chavez's CO.

Sgt. Chavez's name plate was not at that desk the next time I walked by the recruiting office.

[SereneSagaStories]

Can confirm. Recruiter was like 'Hey, when you go to MEPS, I'll take you to Hooters afterwards.' The day for MEPS comes, and hes acting real upset that I remembered it and held him to it.

[bulletclublife]

They didnt want me after I told them I would have to be a sergeant on day 1 because I would be carrying over my Halo 3 experience...

[ghostbear]

"I, state your .”
Made the monthly quota.
🤣🤣🤣

[KJrd]

"you guys need a job, right?"
"nah, i trap"

[richardgibson]

I had been in the Army for 3 years and was sitting in Korea when the AF recruiter sent me a letter to join the AF

[winniex]

I remember I went in about 10lbs “overweight” and I swear to god the recruiter was like “you needa cut back on the tortillas” 💀

[Scorpiuszeroone]

Better the Army gets you rather than Chief Petty Officer Dingleberry LOL.

[MrEntei]

Damnnnn how he throw that pamphlet so far 😂😂😂

[stevenfoster]

A.R.M.Y
Air force Rejected Me Yesterday

[Adam-gnoo]

a recruiter once offered me a car to sign up how dumb does he think i am i would never take that deal... but anways does anyone wanna see my new car.

[chris]

I hate it when they rush you. Like its a pretty big decision. Its not like we're deciding wether we want chocolate or vanilla ice cream. The guy who was trying to recruit me went as far as buying me a free sub which was cool but i hope he didn't use that subway as bait. Also he kept saying things like "well have you made your decision yet" only 3 days after meeting him.

[hddengamers]

I remember in highschool when an Marine corps recruiter came. One kid walked up to them and said he had more opportunities for jobs in the coast guard and the recruiter flipped the table and looked at him like he was crazy 😂

[donaldmikulec]

Recruiter: "I, state your name."
Recruit: "I, state your name."

I loved Stripes.

[vaffanculo]

I had a recruiter call out to me from his car, I see that he was in the army so I really didn't mind walking to some strangers car (Plus I had a friend with me) and he looked me dead in the eyes and started digging in this big ass bag for like 20 seconds without saying a word (I thought he was selling drugs at one point because of how strange this was.) Then he pulled out a key chain and a card and ask if I was interested in joining.

[mr.fartworthy]

your sadistic laugh always gets me chuckling.

[pauldoran]

As a former Army recruiter from 98-01, this is fairly accurate. I can relate.

[noblepolygon]

I’ll never forget the look on my recruiters face when I walked in and said “If I sign today, how soon can I leave for bootcamp?” Even though I was from an affluent area, I wanted to get the hell out of the suburbs. 20 years later, Best decision I ever made.