Bro tells the Drill Sergeant what to do

[CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER]

70% of the millitary budget goes into feeding this man

[MARIK_]

Bro doesn’t shoot the enemy, bro eats the enemy

[fwihyik]

Captain America: I didn't know there's an other super soldier

[TheSilentMajorityNation]

"TIME TO WAKE UP, MAGGOTS!"
"Nah im good"
"No problem sir"

[cloroxbleach]

Netflix casting the most average looking teenager for their show:

[codycray]

When they send a unit in, they really mean they sending this dude in alone.

[svengillet]

All good until you need to carry his ass back to safety 😂

[camillacollins]

Buddy looks like “your daughter calls me daddy too” 💀💀💀

[glorifiedonion]

He doesnt need body armour, he IS the armour.

[jaxcohen]

Imagine being the enemy and a dude said "Let HIM out" Oh I know I'm cooked

[Mr.Grimm]

It looks like they've been feeding this man other soldiers

[DAN-kbjp]

You need a 12 kill streak to call this guy in..

[HARRAWISH]

bro gets deployed into the battle and just whispers "free proteins."

[ninjanunch]

Bro built like a Gears of War character

[elongatedmuskrat]

"he's useless in combat, hes a big target, to heavy"
*Wipes Cheeto fingers from keyboard*
🤓

[unknownls]

He’s the main character and y’all are his side characters 😂

[isFROGASHLEY]

Some german " commander the tank is here "
" But i don't hear any sounds of tank "
"NO THE TANK IS HIM "

[Necronlord]

"What unit are you in?"
"I am."

[tempestdeathgod]

BRO GOT CAPTAIN AMERICA IN HIS TEAM NOT FAIR.

[MattaparthiShivaBhargav]

Damn bro must have been lifting the whole gym atmosphere