When You Realize It’s A Recruiter…

When you accidentally say thank you for your service to an Air Force recruiter they be like.... Just having fun yall

[jcvelez]

The turnaround “ you ever think about joining” lol

[Wuqz]

"I already have PTSD."

"Perfect, that'll save the VA a lot of money."

[bobbydyne]

“My heart is literally not beating”
“We got a waiver for that”

[blackspiderman]

"My girlfriend is pregnant"

"You're not the daddy anyway, let's go!"

[Werewolfwrath]

"I'm actually a terrorist."
"We have a turncoat program."

[ljuchiha]

“I’m dying tomorrow”
“Then do it today”

[AC-nxwl]

“I got 3 kids”
Let them join as well, fun for the whole family

[Zeon]

An Air Force Recruiter that REALLY wants someone to join is rarer than an Air Force Warrant Officer.

[anon]

"I do not want to join the military!!"

"That fine we got a waiver for that too" 😂

[Jesse-jpbt]

"Actually, I'm not a U.S. citizen"
"They just change the law btw, you want free citizenship?"

[dazzlingdice]

"I would join but I am not human."
"No problem. We got non human units."

[rakkatytam]

Love how the recruiter looks around from time to time like he's being watched and needs this man to join

[christianv]

"I'm 500 pounds, 39 years old, blind and addicted to Xanax"
"That ain't nothing but a waiver"

[Eli_RC]

“I’m no longer alive”
“You don’t gotta be alive to join anymore”

[ModestCube]

“I killed 2 people while DUI.”
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that but we got waiver for that.”

[damagedjefff]

“I… I don’t wanna take the Covid shot”

“You heard about our free education?”
Funny asf

[unspherdcomb]

“I’m missing my arms and legs. I’m just a breathing nub at this point.”

“You know we got drones you can fly with your mouth now?”

[kvlqxmc]

Real shit. When my dad joined in 86 he told the recruiter he didn’t graduate high school. Recruiter said it’s no problem. My dad didn’t learn until after he was finished at his MOS school when they were going over his records that the recruiter forged his diploma lol

[chesterstevens]

"I got flat feet and screws in my back."

"My dude I will straight up FORGE your medical records!"

[tauraäæàâãąåáāăąàâāæăâąäå]

"I cant eat your shitty canteen food"

"Dawg you can order uber"