A Funny Tumblr Story

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[sRubi]

That customer was a time traveler, and they just successfully prevented whatever historical disaster was caused by OP eating that cookie.

[RoofingFacts]

Al bundy had it right

"Slow day up there in Heaven, God?"

[noone]

Sometimes life really does make you feel like that one sim the player is bullying.

[catabat]

“How’s life treatin’ ya, Norm?”
“Like he caught me cheating with his wife.”

We used a quote a lot in my house growing up when someone was having a catastrophically bad day 😅

[Avendesora]

The thing that gets me through millhouse moments is knowing it'll be a funny story once the trauma wears off

[bbittercoffee]

I'd just go full Truman "Good morning - and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night" and bow down in that fancy theater style

[elizabethwinifred]

remember that song with the line “I crashed my car into the bridge, I don’t care?”

guess who crashed her car into a bridge when that song was at peak popularity

[tarthall]

No one knows this better than me, my doorknob went missing and my cat fell from my ceiling directly onto me a few days ago
You think in lying but im not and i m glad im not cause this is the funniest shit ever

[annieschmitz]

I think that the point of it was to have the story. The cookie would have been great, but the story of the event still brings you joy, and now you get to share it with others :)

[davesaylor]

I have a saying for these types of moments:
"If I weren't the clown, I'd be laughing."

[BEEEELEEEE]

This is how I feel about my family’s HVAC unit dying immediately after temperatures start consistently getting below freezing. The timing is so on the nose it’s like a Doofenshmirtz backstory.

[crinklyonion]

The past 24 hours for me have been cartoonishly awful. First we figure out that the engine in my car is so screwed up it’s about to explode, so we need to find a new one ASAP, then I get to the retirement home in my rattling car and immediately step in dog poop so I have to sign back out and go home. It’s ok though, because we found a new car for pretty cheap and we are in the process of buying it.

The next morning I get up early and decide to get ahead on my homework before I have to leave for work again at noon. I check my assignments and see I have a 100 QUESTION ASSIGNMENT in Psychology. After spending 2 and a half hours on that I manage to get a 71. Then on the way to work I get a text saying that the car we were looking at? It was side swiped, and the owners want us to pay for the damages and won’t lower the price at all. Then I get to work and find out that we have a serial hallway pooper at the retirement home, and it’s not a dog, it’s a human. I stepped in old man crap.

At some point you just have to laugh.

[boblecat]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers... and also his funniest ones

[cdrouillard]

Me when my apartment's toilet explodes during finals week

[SiegfriedoExMachina]

I think more people need to realize the universe DOES have a sense of humor, you just have to learn to laugh with it

[chickenanon]

I can't even think of examples rn but like, seriously this is so real. My friends will even tell me like how batshirt crazy my life is. Not that they don't also have crazy shirt going on but I'll have periods where I'll disappear for a few weeks and then come back all casual like sorry these seventeen incredibly unlikely things happened all within days of each other but I'm back now and they're like hey no back up, we're gonna need some details here.

Heck, my freaking dog went missing this morning cause my neighbor left our shared gate open, fingers fuckin crossed he shows back up.

[DneilB]

Line from a Blake Edwards movie, starring John Ritter: Ritter’s character stands in the doorway of a seaside cottage & says:

John: I have met God! And he’s a gag writer!

…and is immediately hit with a small tsunami wave.

[falsusnoctis]

Tripped on my own PJ pants, fell forward onto a thick glass door and like a sitcom down hands literally squeaking on the glass. Broke my big toe. Still funny. Like damn really first broken bone and its sitcom level stupid.

[Entification]

That customer probably overheard your conversation and decided that he had to do it.

[thomasmccoskery]

Ok, but if I’m having an awful day and that shit happens to me I am LMAO