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[cowerdnerddespacito]

That homeless radioactive cowboy is basically the John Wayne of the fallout universe bro, so yeah he was rich famous and and good actor and a marine!

[JakubYTchannel]

Dude the guy doing the parkour in the background has no clue what is going on

[Boatanga]

He was a rich, famous tall actor and a marine and Walton Goggins how am I supposed to live up to that

[melsk]

The conspiracy theory reminded me of the orks from Warhammer 40k, a purple ork has never been seen, so purple orks are invisible

[Chase_the_Great]

I just looked it up, Drake is half-Jewish, some things are starting to make a lot more sense.

[alchemist]

To be fair that homeless radioactive cowboy with no nose is still a hot "chad". I mean if youve had a couple hundred years to become a true mans man and you still can't accomplish it kind of says a lot about you. Its like if you saw a broke vampire you would likely think "you've had hundreds of years to become wealthy and you still need to work the graveyard shift at burger king to get by? So what, did the vampire starter pack literally only include the immortality and the teeth or are you trying to play in hardcore mode?"

[stanisawzokiewski]

He is a cowboy, he's immortal and a former actor

[MatticusDecimus]

Ngl, room temp soda is for the flavor; cold soda is for the refreshment. Just gotta know your game. Room temp, quality cream soda is the best thing ever. I’ll fight you, I’ll fight you all!

[arunkennedy]

Bro just highlighted a paradox talking about Conspiracy theories. If you think about it, literally every photo of camouflaged animals that we see are imperfect Camouflages.

[ethrixhd]

nah, elephants are so good at hiding in the tops of trees

[KossolaxtheForesworn]

"Im ugly too, whats wrong with me?"
"yea but you arent cool."

[YoutubeCommenter]

"women are loosing their minds over this guy"
Shows guy with perfect bone structure with all his flaws being non genetic

[Looper]

Women can definitely be attracted to character.
But if you aren't superficially attractive you have no way of getting to that point.

[qanexyt]

The only thing that is criminal is calling a drink “pop”

[RichyArg]

I say this as a Dr.Pepper fanatic, room temp dr. is psycho behaviour, i love the soda with a passion, but only the cherry one is fit for human consumption at room temp.

[cloudyskies]

I was not expecting that callout with the Ghoul 😭

[castingspells_cz]

Wtf is wrong with room temp soda???? Not everything needs ice. Idk tho im european tho

[voidpope]

Fun fact : that homeless ghoul used to be a six pack having, ex military, filmstar and filthy rich before the fallout nuke war so same shit different looks I mean dude had a custom made hand cannon that shoots mini nuke you still think his poor

[ElijahR-hkrp]

The “criminal behavior” was the lady calling it “pop”

[AngryOctopus]

The only thing here indicative of criminal behavior is that she calls soda "pop."