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[Taveren]

"Go think about what you did" that hits way harder then any cmrude statement

[ezrafriesner]

Fr about “being nice”. I’m an archaeologist, if someone fucks up in this trade, it can lead to the destruction of immensely valuable and unrepairable heritage. If someone is about to fuck up, for their sake, my sake, and the sake of our ancestors, I give them a bollocking. Being nice would just lead to more fuckups

[Skeleton_Lyth]

Learning about the sounds that animals make is important on the off chance you encounter them so you don't get scared or irrational if you hear them the first time.
Someone thought owl screechs were Banshees and got convinced they were going to die.
A man thought he was being attacked by a succubus because he cheated on his wife and didn't know what a vixen scream was.
Someone thought there were demons in a small woodland near their new home because they'd never heard what a cow actually sounded like and his neighbor was a farmer.

People will jump to conclusions when they don't recognise the sound and will sooner believe in monsters than research local wildlife. It only seems redundant if you already know what the animals sound like, but when you don't it can mess with your head.
There are people out there that don't know goats can scream and think someone is being attacked and it's just a goat wanting attention.

[lucie]

If the first post is correct, the author being called 'Chad' is 100% fitting😌

[theresakurth]

About that book, guys like girls who, I gave it to a friend who was having boy troubles in middle school, it is Christian and her family was religious so I thought it would be fine. Her mother discreetly pulled me aside and said "we don't read books like this in this house, please take this back" and when I tried to kindly explain myself, she she calmly and firmly shut me down and WOULD NOT listen. I told her to read the back of the book and she said NO. And I was like ???? And tried desperately to explain the title, explain the books values, but she just kept interputing me and calming saying no. It was so rude, and even though I was maybe 11 or 12 at the time, I felt so disrespected. I hated her ever since, made me see her in a new light. Her daughter would struggle, and she and refuse to give her actual help they way her daughter needed to be helped. She sent her away to one of the teen behavior camps in highschool ☹️ you know like the ones that people speak out about now. For being abusive. Because of course.

[raxleigh]

"I've never said moo to a cow" tell that to my girlfriend in the passenger seat as we drive down country roads I DARE you

[Blimbus-Blombo]

On the second one- as a writer I’ve learned that when you’re writing a villain/antagonist one of the BEST traits you can give them if you want readers to truly despise them is to make them NICE. It makes them feel slimy and disgusting because you feel like you SHOULD trust them or SHOULD side with them because they’re NICE but then their actions show they’re actually bad and it has a certain effect on the reader. It also helps make it believable that people in the story would side with the antagonist because they don’t see them as the bad guy. One thing that’s always bothered me about the classic “villain” trope is when they’re actively hurting their supporters or are trying to accomplish something that would hurt their supporters and are being open about it. Idc who you are but if you’re a goon for somebody and you see your coworkers getting murdered by your boss just because they’re in a bad mood, you’d start worrying about your own safety and probably run away. Goons may be dumb but they’re not that dumb.

[essysworld]

I think the sounds are just to help wire their brains for the listen and copy style of education. Easier to learn something simple and fun like that than to start with something like math or reading right off the bat.

[rosieaylett]

My favourite teacher banned the word nice in school because of how boring an adjective it was. I work in the same building as her now and use the word as much as possible in a joking way.

[pensword]

Animal sounds are important for vocal development and vocal imitation/use of language. It gets the child more aware of the sounds they make, the way they have to move their tongue/jaw/mouth to make the sounds happen, and is a way to test a child’s hearing before they can follow multi-step directions.

[stacyowl]

I get the whole “being nice doesn’t mean being good” point, but I feel like people who say that are usually neither good nor nice

[rue]

People who burn books disgust me. Unless it's CP or a photo album full of illegal stuff. Don't burn books.

[EarthboundImmortalPenny]

First guy being named chad is 100% accurate

[charlottes_web]

The idea is really cool, also probably helped a lot of people realise what they would also like in a partner since they know what it is to love themselves and causes them to potentially have a better idea on knowing when someone isnt right for them.
I also have to admit, I do judge myself a lot and need to figure out how to love myself. But heres the thing, I haven't had a love life, so... I would rather have it be "how to be better for your cat by..." Long story short, the ultimate goal is to be the crazy cat lady, so this what I would want.

[sunflower_boop]

I'm a childhood educator! I work with 3-5! As well as being helpful for not spooking children when they encounter a new animal, it's also a great way to get them to use new sounds. Many kids have at least a few words that they struggle with (I couldn't say ice cream. I just said keme) so getting to use funny sounds is a great way to practice. Additionally it also gets kids involved in a story book or song by giving them simple sounds to shout.

[pressstart]

There's a great quote from Doctor Who.
"Alway try to be nice. Never fail to be kind."

[shadowl.dragmire]

My mom gave me a book called "Tips for a 90-pound ugly duckling." When I was 13, I was really upset by the title. I was really tiny and didn't like my body at all, and my sister 11 was more developed than me, and I was very jealous of her, and the book is about EXACTLY that a 13 year old girl jealous of her friend who hit puberty sooner and in the end the "90 pound duckling" learned that her friend struggled with her body too jealous that the "duckling" had curls and she didn't, that she had freckles and she didn't, ect.
The moral was that everyone has something about themselves they wish they didn't have, and the only way not to be jealous of others or put each other down was to see what you loved about yourself other then what you hated.

[preasidium]

I mean, sure, you don’t *need* to be nice all the time to be a kind, ethical, and moral person; but a person who is *never* nice *at all* is most absolutely not a kind, ethical, or moral person.

[nathans]

Being nice also usually costs you nothing and makes other people's lives a lot less miserable. Nice isnt the same as kind but you should be both whenever possible

[maxvanderhoning]

You know what one of the reasons is that kids learn what sounds animals make? Because they're kids. That's supposed to be that they're learning about. Their worries *should* be "what noise does a cow make?" Not "how does the socioeconomical inequallity in this country influence what people do and do not go to my preschool?"