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[sadist]

To be fair, if dad had actually paid attention to mom, dad would’ve known she went into labor.

[Nukacokacola]

Cleaning is impossible with other people in the house, they always get in the way.

[trinityy-]

the only thing worse than people walking into your room and not talking is them walking into your room and talking.

[shadowscall]

People need to realize that a significant portion of what they whine about businesses doing is illegal. Know your rights and hold them accountable, that's how businesses will improve.

[timechanger]

I feel the need to put it out there that it is *illegal* for your boss to tell you you can’t talk about your pay in the United States, and if they’re telling you that than it’s because you’re either getting paid more or the bare minimum wage

[EarthboundImmortalPenny]

Dude your mom is damn petty that’s crazy

[melody]

“Walk in your room and not speak”
I don’t understand this one

[thatonespaniard]

If I was going into labour and my partner couldn't be bothered to give me the attention that I need I would drive myself to the hospital as well. Your mother was going into labour, unless the house was caught in fire there was no other priority. That's not being petty that's having common sense...she needed medical attention right then.

[Fufusama]

Announcing yourself as home and announcing your presence is too different things

[MoonCat]

My mom was in labor for 6 hours before she drover herself to the hospital, bc she wanted to stay at work and finish something. 17 years later her daughter cut her hand clean open with shattered glass, but waited to drive herself to the ER/tell someone until she finished her geography final. 😅 The putting off of important medical emergencies is genetic

[Veludere]

I didn't go to college but I did go to Job Corps, the number of people I taught how to use a washing machine is ridiculous

[davidjensen]

My freshmen roommates put dish soap into the dishwasher instead of dishwasher detergent. They flooded the kitchen with suds, and the entire room smelled of dish soap for the rest of the year.

[fyukfy]

I thought the first one would be a breath of fresh air from the internet constantly complaining, I thought they would say how it's important to accept people and be patient with them because we weren't all raised the same.
So close yet so far

[anon-existanthuman]

Yknow that cleaning one isnt wrong, i enjoy cleaning, i do, its iust ive recently had my room plan changed so now i dont have a room anymore and everyone just expects me to clean it, so it becomes somewhat of a job. I might like cleaning, but if im not being concidered a resident of the place im not taking care of it

[Barrel]

Damn, petty queen's son sounds like he had a rough childhood.

[panimalos]

"You just ask some one out and they say no" yep that sums up my love life alright.

[the.windowisopen]

No, I asked him out and he said yes. Best thing I ever did

[Chiaraxoxo]

Every time i am home alone I end up doing the dishes, sweeping the floors, wiping the counters and cleaning the living room. I do all that yet i can't clean my own room 🥲

[FlourishAndFlavorsBakery]

Cleaning is only tolerable when no one is home and I can sing till I lose my voice

[sepiasmith]

yeah... my last year of college one of my three roommates was. a nightmare when it came to cleanliness. I don't understand. she'd leave old food and dishes out in her room and in thr sink until they were rotting. and she was a child with quite a few siblings AND said she'd worked at a restaurant for a few years. christ