r/Amithedevil My Pregnant Wife Punched a Lady

0:00 Intro
0:09 Punched in the face
2:17 Cats
3:21 Pancakes
6:11 Kids
12:10 Kids update

[NomadicElfling]

Story 1 — I don’t even have to know the pregnant person, if they said they didn’t want to be touched and someone touches them anyways, I’m in alert mode

[winterdemon]

"I insulted my girlfriend, belittled her dreams, demanded that she give up what she wants in favor of what I want, and destroyed the apartment when she refused to react how I expected her to react! In what universe am I the bad guy here?!"

[shadowmewfred]

I think op's daughter is going to be more traumatised by someone trying to grab her then your wife protecting her from a potential creep.

[FederalBurroOfInvestigation]

Yo, that guy would let his kids get kidnapped...

[CallMeVanEl]

Last story: "I stopped wanting to have kids because what if they are bratty and throw tantrums throughout their life" proceeds to throw a tantrum

[raarasunai]

Story 1: They call it “Mama Bear” for a reason, and her actions were definitely justified. Stranger comes up and puts their hands on her after explicitly being told not to, then tries to pick up her daughter? Damn right they’re getting socked in the face!

[Rj-ijko]

Story 3; LOOOL so this womans boyfriend goes out and gets hammered on a Tuesday night, brings an uninvited guest home, demands she cook them something AT MIDNIGHT then after cooking, the uninvited guest demands something different and Op is wondering why she might be upset…
YTA Op this is ridiculous, i hope the poor girl didn’t have to be up super early for work the next day

[partypantz]

**Tries to pick up someone's baby after being told no**
**Gets punched by the mom**
*Surprised Pikachu Face*

Why are people so stupid

[ajjamsen]

I love how OP at 12:53 is so far up his own ass, he's imagining this romantic life with Lila, all while not knowing her husband is dead. So he planned on 'sweeping her off her feet' while she was still married? 🙄 I really hope Lila takes off the rose colored glasses and gets her/her kids away from OP. Also, he was actually hoping they'd get back together that day they had their 'date'? Really? It's been 15 years after a nasty break-up and he really thought she'd jump right back into this clusterfuck

[chopie]

Did the pancake guy really said "she added blueberries for even more sugar" and then said "I wanted a smoothie".
Why do people really believe smoothies are super healthy? It's basically liquid calories, fills you for like an hour and it's dense in fructose that ok.. is not sucrose, but still? You could just eat a sandwich and actually feel full.

[silverflight]

Story 4: I can understand not wanting kids, but not everyone is on the same boat. Lila understood that there was a difference in what both she and OP wanted in terms of kids and decided to split up. She was pretty respectful the whole way, while OP was not being stable will the yelling and breaking s**t.

I'd say that OP has a VERY small chance of fully getting back together, because there's no guarantee he won't have another violent outburst

[lostsoldier]

Story 1 - Your wife deserves better than you. Grow a spine and protect your family...or at least back your wife up

[absoluteterror]

As a diabetic zero sugar life style is super unhealthy. But you're not zero sugar if you drink 'cheap beer' that literally just drinking your pancakes😂

[iridescentsolace]

S2) I also hate seeing cats outside… but it’s because if I think abt them being homeless and starving for longer than 5 seconds I’ll start to bawl
This person is crazy 😭😭

[araeast]

Story 3: So, let me get this straight.

OP, a woman her best friend knew since high school then got drunk on shitty beer with said best friend on a Tuesday night was mystified why her best friend’s girlfriend was standoffish to her being invited to bestie’s and gf’s apartment at midnight to crash for the night instead of going home (bonus points for the bestie getting drunk with his old high school friends instead of doing something with/also inviting his gf on his birthday).

Then, there was a disagreement on where OP was going to sleep, making it sound like this was kind of putting bestie and gf out or that OP was going to sleep someplace that the gf didn’t agree to.

From there, OP let the gf go through making sugary, blueberry pancakes without bringing up how she doesn’t eat a lot of sugar, then refused to eat the food the gf made for her and tried to ask for other ingredients to make something else.

The absolute gall of this woman has me speechless. “I was raised to be gracious towards hosts.” DUDE. Clearly that’s entirely superficial - gf was taking in an unexpected drunken guest her bf brought home, seemingly without ever introducing her to, and made this surprise drunk guest woman freaking PANCAKES at MIDNIGHT.

[lauracardoso]

First story, tbh I don’t blame the wife 😭

[PFLB]

As a mother myself if someone did that to me and my child I would had 100% done the same thing. The husband is living in a fantasy world if he is just so willing to let strangers touch his wife and grab his children. As for the daughter seeing someone getting punched in the face, she will be fine. I think he is saying “my daughter will be traumatized” to try and have some kind of argument that his wife is in the wrong.

[bcatbb]

First story: the husband is a idiot
The fact that he didn’t get any red alarms ringing from a stranger picking ip his daughter is very telling of his careless attitude
In Asia, it’s not uncommon for kid papers and child traffickers to do that type of shit to steal babies and kids

[Maria_Miciano_]

OP in the last story has major anger issues and he seems so possessive as well. He wants everything to be his way and is thinking that his ex girlfriend should think his way. The more I write the more I feel she shouldn’t get back with him. He is so angry that she got away.

[silverflight]

Story 1: Never touch a person without consent/permission, I've said that a lot, other people said that a lot, it can cause a bad reflex.

And OP didn't side with his pregnant wife? Bruh, she was justified!