How the Different Military Branches Reload

Happy Veterans Day!

GO AIRFORCE

I just realized I said forward assist instead of bolt release and I have no clue why

End me

[AmanStudios]

The Ruben tactical slap is *definitely* a part of the Navy reload

[sneedmando]

Space Force Sgt: “Where’s your rifle, Guardian?!?”
“In orbit sir”

[grantnatalie]

*punches bolt release* “this is why you don’t punch the forward assist”

Yep, definitely a Marine

[akaku]

It would've been way funnier if the coast guard was actually a god at csgo because he has so many hours played

[eddienazareth]

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language.
For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building, ” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

[triplestripe]

Ah yes, the Marines always have their nutritional fist full of crayons after every reload.

[ihavetowaitdaystochangem]

I can see why Trump made the space force, to boost the amount of secret reload animations the troops can get

[MechMK]

I genuinely expected Air Force to hand the rifle to someone else to reload for him.

[craigthemonke]

For the space force the AR isn’t floating due to low gravity if you look at the shadow you can clearly see an alien giving him a hand to help reload

[Parcolai]

The space force one is pretty good. Especially when you retained the mag cause you definitely don't want it floating off.

[Finetales]

disappointed the Air Force reload wasn't in a resort hotel in a really nice chair

[westvirginian]

Marines reload will always be my favorite, but the Space Force reload was creative as hell. Somebody finally gave those boys a badass cameo, rather than the usual aluminum foil hat jokes. 😄

[NumericStudios]

Army: Reloads
Air Force: Reload, but you've never been in battle
Navy: pretty fruity reload
Marine: Reload, but manly
Space Corps:
Coast Guard: Press R to Reload

[Calculated_Mistake]

At this point, Ruben is now confirmed to be Schrodinger's Girlfriend.

[Geneticspore]

Being an Air Force vet myself, I figured the last one was both fitting for AF and CG. Then again, that room wasn't nice enough to be anything that the Air Force would give us. There was no bottle of wine. Not lobster. No silver platter and spoons.

[crust_no_tuna]

Almost lost it at the Navy.. but the Space Force reload has me typing this from the grave. Nicely done.

[CobraDBlade]

I mean, most of the Coasties I've known never bothered reloading because they were using a belt fed machine gun out the side of a helicopter. Most likely edge cases though.

[rotaryramen]

0:51 ah yes my favorite branch, vampires

[amazingmao]

To be fair, Air Force reloads take like 3 ground crews and 20 minutes, but one of their shots counts for alot more…