Typical meals in the military for each branch

Funny military skits from a chairforce veteran

IG: Buffnerdd

[_LuxStein]

First thing the video says is "trigger warning" and yet here you all are, triggered.

[matchedplayer]

Everyone clowning on the coast guard until they are stranded out at sea

[OnTheSwitch]

Dang Marines must be running out of funds if they can’t even have Crayola

[eupi]

I'm going to be honest. I've been going to the beach my whole life, and never once was it gone. Coast guard doing work

[RyujinRoninReach]

When branches talk s**t about each other I don’t see it as spiteful
It reminds me of going on school field trips and making enemies of other schools

[georgefloydspaceshuttlepro]

Army skills: marching
Marine skills: dying
Navy skills: sailing but no sail boats anymore
Air Force skills: press buttons in cockpit
Coast Guard skills: ultra dynamic helicopter tether rescue on 60 foot cross hatched waves in 90 mph winds in -30 F Bering Sea winter dropping tether in between ship mast snags to pull profusely bleeding almost dead fisherman off deck

[david.]

Hey, the Coast Guard has saved my ass before. Massive respect to those guys and their incredible response times.

[pepperedmeats]

Dang they only got Cra Z art crayons? I thought they’d have crayola at least

[WNDegen]

Man, it sucks being a marine, can't even eat the box with the crayons

[airmane.]

The steak in the Air Force looks way better than that. Always got my ribeye cooked medium when I was on meal card. The food was the only thing I missed about living in the dorms lol

[napoleondynamite]

I, as a man of the coast guard, actually agree with this statement. They’re more of a government agency like the fbi than a military force.

[rafaelgonzalez]

You left out the candle for the Air Force, I gotta have a candle

[aewhatever]

It's kinda odd funny everyone ranks on the coast guard. They are the most active out of all the branches.

[rudeonion]

Army: Thanks...mom...
Marines: UGH why can't we get Crayola!?
Navy: *depression*
Air force: *pats mouth with napkin* this food is bussi- I mean, delightful!
Coast guard: 👁👄👁

[LemonDuc]

I always felt bad watching the marines eating their crayons in tent city, while I watched them from my air conditioned personal barrack enjoying my steak.

[karlcampbell]

I don’t care y’all don’t think the coast guard is a real service, I still get paid 😂

[PixeIated]

"we're the coast guard, because when you're here, you're family"
-peter griffin

[VetteDaily]

Everyone hates on the Coast Gaurd because they know there some of the bravest people out there saving lives every day. Tough love as they say.

[raptorz]

Imagine if coast guard wasn’t a thing, all those modern pirates would be stealing thing left, right and centre.

[watermelon]

I really hate when people call things “not a real branch” I honestly don’t mind jokes but the coast guard IS a real beach and they save a TON of lives