THE MILITARY BRANCHES TEACHING SELF DEFENSE!! #SHORTS

Have you ever taken a self defense class? Which military branch instructor would you pick?

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[androidu]

"did army tell your about the gun technique?"😂😂😂

[kyle.r]

Army and Marine are scary and all, but space force...

[gingerfurrdjedi]

I love that Space Force is beginning to be the most psychotic lol. His part had a lot of Anikan telling padme he killed the women and children vibes

[Eishon]

Dude, Space Force really gonna go cold hearted ruthless over that potato.

[Hugo-Hernandez]

Space force is doing it drug cartel style lol

[wisetree]

Don't mess with space force holy crap

[totinosleo]

Air force: " If you have army or marine buddies"

That got me laughing. I think I'd want a Space Force buddy on my side instead

[mar.prz]

I knew it. I knew Coastie was going to introduce the ancient technique of killing someone…. with kindness.

[blakerhodenbaugh]

"If you have any army or marine buddy's call th.." got me 🤣🤣🤣

[Peacefularth]

Escalating degrees of violence:
1. Air force: Is it moving? Call for help.

2. Coast Guard: Is it moving? Hug it and make it your friend.

3. Navy: Is it moving? Hug it, and make it your friend with benefits.

4. Army: Is it moving? If yes, shoot it till it ain't.

5. Marines: Is it moving? If yes, kill it by any means necessary till it's not.

6. Space Force: Is it moving? Enslave it and it's people and use it to kill everything they love, and make sure they have no way to retaliate.

[kdegenerate]

For the Air Force you should have been like “and now you call in an air strike”

[TheMattheweichelberg]

I just burst into laughter when the Marine goes "did the army tell you about the gun technique".

[ewokbreeder]

I'm convinced that the Coast Guard is the Hufflepuff of the military, and I'm here for it.

[NormalCardBoardBoxes]

Love how Marine was teaching hand to hand combat and probably saw someone raising their hand and knew Army taught them about the gun technique

[pinoydragon]

Is no one gonna talk about how Navy is wearing Army’s PT shorts 😂

[ASmileSuitsYou]

Coasties are the Hufflepuff of the military

[deenell]

As a Veteran, I love these videos.. Rah!

[jayyv]

I bet navy is the hardest character to rehearse.

I bet the behind the scene outakes of navy are hilarious…

[TheBenghaziRabbit]

The fact you just have a potato and tin foil hat laying around for skits is priceless.

[pazzoaf]

I think the AF TIs know how ridiculous the “combatives” portion of combatives is because the “call a marine or soldier if faced with h2h” thing is legit. And in turn, when the soldiers and marines are pinned down in the field, they call us and from the comfort of out scifs, we drop ordinance! It’s really just a nice game of telephone for those three :)