How gate guards in each branch check IDs.

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[knightoflasvegas]

So basically
Navy: Karens
Army: Chill
Air Force: NPCs
Marines: Cavemen

[cozzietwothousand]

I have to compliment the Marines; they've been been guarding the gates to Navy bases for over 200 years, and in all that time not a single gate has been stolen.

[NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

As a retired Marine, I can confirm this. I lost it at “chewing a crayon”. He needed the car to visit your mom.

[johnmorrissey]

My father was a major and an MP in the army. We were stationed at Ft. Hamilton in Brooklyn. One day we came to the gate, going home, which was on the base. The guard was leaning against the inside wall of the booth with his hat pushed back on his head. He smiled and waved us through, barely looking at us. My father stopped the car, got out, and proceeded to tear the guard a new one for about 5 minutes. The army depiction is balls-on accurate...

[lexquodius]

Love how there was only 1 Marine, he doesn't need a battle buddy,
*he's his own battle buddy.*

[deejay]

"I got a fire arm in the back"
"I would hope so bro you military protect yaself" 😂

[Marz]

As a former Marine who used to do gate guard, I can confirmed that this is how I felt 110% of the time 😂😂😂

[therealjeffboomhauer]

Dang that Air Force one is too accurate. First time I drove my 1972 Dart Swinger on base, dude starts yelling about not wearing a seatbelt. I showed him that I had the lap belt on and then he argued with me for like 10 minutes that I wasn’t wearing it correctly. Once an older gentleman came over and explained to the first guy that old cars are designed that way he got all pissy and walked off. Every time after that when I drove that car, that guard would go back in the shack and let someone else handle it😂

[renrifle]

The Marine wasnt on guard duty, he escaped work detail for 30 mins and went feral.

[rjkurtz]

I’m a former Active Duty Marine, that had me rollin! He did NOT steal the car, he “Tactically Acquired” it for “security purposes”. Also, we do not SMOKE crayons, we only chew them. Helps us focus.

[knightpal]

I met a marine who was kind enough to each me their language 2 slow grunts means "how ye doing" 2 very aggressive ones means "show me what i want or get sent to hell" very educational.

[jamesgomez]

As an Army veteran I can confirm the Marine and Air Force depictions are very accurate.

[blackrifle]

Gotta love the Army skit.
Driver: “I have a gun in the back”
Guard: “I HOPE SO, you’re a soldier. You gotta protect yourself.”

[eXcludeyStarling]

I work on an Air Force base and this is so accurate. The amount of times I am asked to roll my back windows down DURING THE DAY is laughable. But I figured out a secret, if you bring a pup with you they lose focus and catch army gate guard energy

[ricardovelasco]

The Marine successfully tactically acquired the van. Good job devil gotta keep them on their toes.

[sidneylara]

Like how the Marine one seems like it wasn't even a marine on gate guard he was just in the wild

[lynetteshute]

The Navy one is almost accurate. After being overseas for a couple of years, I transferred to China Lake and they had implemented the stop sign. Looking for my ID card, I completely drove passed the stop sign. I stopped right beside the female gate guard. The first thing came out of her mouth, “ DIDN’T YOU SEE THE STOP SIGN? YOU DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL WE TELL YOH TO DO SO!”

A year later, I was driving to San Diego from China Lake, decided to stop in Miramar to gas up my car. About 10 feet from the gate guards, I stopped waiting for the guards to wave me in. He yelled out, “ what are you doing? There’s no stop sign.” Hahahaha. He said, “yeah, Navy folks do that all the time.”

[avg]

Enclave:
YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR!!!?!??

[papermachevolcano]

The airforce with the office chair lmaoo so accurate

[re]

the army guys are so chill because they're just guarding warehouses containing thousands of ID scanners that the marines dont have