R/ Two Sentence Horror

[deadakus]

Honestly. That explanation for time travel is not only one of the best stories I've seen from this subreddit but one of the best explanations for why we don't see time travelers.

[crazycounins]

3. He killed the kids and put there flesh on himself

[crazycounins]

1. Humans live in a container and are the bugs

[kiraslife]

I’m gonna be honest I would love to see that Pinocchio as a film

[randomusername]

Nah don’t worry the kids were volunteers

[lwolfstar]

The time travel one is precisely why even if we could work out how, actually doing it would be practically impossible

[rafinha]

Too soon to find someone to explain these 😭

[vilmoswinkler]

finally someone who talks about this time-traveler problem.

[agavisanin]

The time travel one makes a good point.

[kirby-impostor]

That last one is literally mesoamerican mythology---

[Olsen-ugqb]

Bro the second one really scared my brain

[EveryMain]

Plot twist, the machine did a little trolling

[neznamkakvoimedastavim]

fun fact: Old Slavs believed that the sky is a dome and the starts are nails holding it up
(i read this somewhere as a kid, if I'm wrong feel free to correct me)

[Crimson.caravet]

I poop at exacly 4:30 am




i wake up at 5 am

[Fauxipaliscoolio]

“Today, im trying mcdonald’s newest shake!”
“before i take a sip, happy birthday grimace!”

[king._.]

I gagged when I processed the third one. That's vile-

[lwolfstar]

No matter how stupid the first seems, that's not far from what flat earthers actually believe 🤣

[jamesoncroft]

The last starts device could have been really useful for the time travelers

[ServantOfOdin]

When mankind had its first contact, the expectatinos were as wild as it can be. But it weren't some six-eyes, 4-legged mintaurs or furballs on steroids - it were humans....

[RM]

one night my double glazed bathroom window shattered, it only broke the inside one.