That last one reminded me about a story from Germany, where they keep finding DNA from an unknown woman at dozens of crime scenes and it turned out she worked for the factory that made the DNA collecting equipment.
tyrothethird
The Poisoned Stream is because someone was using a Streaming Platform, and they found her in the woods, basically skin and bones.
stormy
Okay, the last one is absolutely illegal since those machines are routinely calibrated and tested by mandate
nicholascecil
The parasite one reminds me of a real para site that gets inside a fishes mouth eats it’s tongue and starts acting like it’s the fishs tongue
angman
Kids are supposed to bury their parents, not the other way around. Especially since they have buried me twice.
coopervaughter
The last one is just wtf... How many mistakes have been made
_unknown.
I'm pretty sure the first one is the resident evil 7 reference
xyzo
Honestly good batch. 2, 3 and 4 were all reasonably imaginative yet simple and elegant. Kudos to the authors.
chukyuniqul
The scariest one for artists:
As I finished the last detail, I realized something.
I was on the wrong layer.
_-Gem-_
The first one is that truth or dare movie.
Youchickenquestionmark.
Me: eats pen&s
The demon eating my food: ayo bro wait wait wait
mutantdog
“I hate tomatoes”, I said. I peered out the bus window and saw we were going towards a tomato factory.
justeco
That dude should enter a food eating competition and see just how much that monster can eat.
speedy
Heres mine
As a heard the door unlock I realized
i forgot to unfreeze the chicken
hallowus
The third one kinda reminded me of Stephen Kings movie "Thinner"
unicorn
While at my daughters funeral, my wife couldn't stop laughing.
My wife told me our daughter got what was coming to her.
IzzyRogers-rr
ok but what if you throw up on the little throat parasite 😭😭
does it just get drowned in stomach acid?
TudorFun
Remember if the little troath monster keeps bothering you, drink acid and oblitarate it
renotoad
My 11th grade teacher once used this subreddit to demonstrate how to avoid run on sentences. Quote at the start of the lesson “today we observe what is essentially 14 Year olds attempting to be scary while following the rules of Hiaku written by a drunk man”
TrinityTheKitty
that first one is amazing. really incredible use of words
