Star Wars: The Last Jedi / Moana 'You're Welcome' Parody Song | Inspired by a Fanart and Tumblr post

This is just a for-fun #parody because I love the You're Welcome song from Moana, I love me some #StarWars too. For those of you folks wishing to buy this song. I can't sell it y'all due to Disney owning the backing track. BUT you can download it via various conversion means.

Thanks to my bud RainingFalcon for mixing this (doesn't have a YT channel, soz), and to Unnamed for Rey.

Yes #Disney, go ahead and claim. This is for fan enjoyment. You deserve all the money you can get from this. Just don't take it down, eh? After all it's extra publicity you get paid for, where's the loss boys? (EDIT Dec 25th 2017. So it's December and Disney still haven't claimed full ownership, and the "revenue share" button suddenly reads "This is my cover of someone else's song" rather than the previous "I made everything in this video but the idea is someone else's" or something along those lines. So now this is in full revenue sharing with Disney...and about 9 other companies. So rest assured I'm barely making a cent from this after all the high percentage cuts so many individual companies are taking.)

BEHOLD! THE LYRICS AS PROMISED! Now go make something amazing and top me, I'm serious, I want there to be as much of this out there as possible and maybe we'll help discover some great new talents along the way, eh? Just leave some ol' credit for everyone involved, yes, that includes me. That's all I demand of ya xD

I believe what you were meaning to say is ‘thank you’.
Rey: Thank you?
You’re welcome!
Rey: What? no-no-no, I didn’t… why would I?
Okay okay *chuckles*
I feel what’s happening here
You’re face-to-face with greatness and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable
Well, it’s nice to see Padawans never change
Trust in the force, let’s begin
Yes it’s really me, Skywalker, breathe it in
I know it’s a lot: the hand, the sight!
When you’re staring at a Jedi Knight!

What can I say except you're welcome
For that Death Star I blew from the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary Jedi

Hey!
What has two thumbs an’ stopped the dark side
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When Solo froze cold
Who stopped the rancor down below
You’re lookin’ at him, yo!

Oh, also, I met Obi Wan!
Kenobi!
Plus turns out I’m Darth Vader's son

Brought the empire to its knees!
You're welcome!
Just don’t mention the Ewoks, PLEASE!

So what can I say except you're welcome
For that saber you got thanks to me!
The force it’ll guide your way
You're welcome!
Hey, that’s how it goes when you’re a prodigy!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Rey, honestly I can go on and on
I could explain even dumb midi-chlorians
Guiding a missile as tricky as that
Nothing if you can bulls-eye a womp rat

Han killed a Tauntaun
I slept in its guts
Kissed my own sister, which was kinda nuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Do or do not 'cos there is no try anyway

And the legend they tell of my life
Is an epic of heroes and strife
Me and the force
We make everything happen
Look at R2 and 3-PO just tippity-tappin', an' tappin' an' tappin' an' tappin' an' Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY!

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the galaxy you’ve come to know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
Now just train on this island alone!
Chewie jump to hyperspace
You're welcome!
Cos it’s time to blow this thing and go home

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Cos it’s time for the jedi to end"

Lastly a massive thanks to Dwayne The Rock Johnson for his unofficial cameo, even though he doesn't know it. Cos lord knows I wasn't gonna hit those highest notes, but mad respect to the man for rescuing me. Again, even though he has no idea he did. #DwayneJohnsonForJediGrandMaster2020

[jonmercano]

SOMEONE CONTACT MARK HAMILL AND GET HIM TO SING THIS!!!!

[megabarroth]

it took 40 years for luke to finish practicing this song

[Horneroid]

We need a proper animation of this, it’s amazing.

[TheBerchie]

Luke, "When Solo froze cold, who stopped the Rancor down below?"
Rey, "Wait, hold on! If you could stop a Rancor, then why didn't you stop Kylo Ren from killing Han?"
Luke, "HAN'S DEAD!?!"

[thesihd]

If Star Wars was produced by Disney:

Wait a minute...

[luisarias]

The funny thing is, Luke was isolated on an island for several years as well.

[Largest_Marge]

"Kissed my own sister", (which is kind of nuts)
That killed me

[falloutnova]

I'm now imagining Luke stealing Reys spaceship

[tieember]

That moment you realize all the recent mentor characters are hiding on islands in an effort to escape Disney's fetish for killing mentor characters...

[weeamood]

Well, didn't this video just *force* a smile on my face.

[blueeyeswhitevegeta]

Obi-Wan Version

"What can I say except, Hello There!"

[thewittywhygaming]

If Star Wars was a musical, this is defiantly the kind of song an old Luke would sing. Always imagined old Luke as a snarkier Yoda. So wise, so powerful, but playfully smug.

[tobiasiarossi]

Obi wan version:
I believe what you were meaning to say is ‘Hello there’.
Luke: Hello There?
General kenobi!
Luke: What? no-no-no, what the… why you--?
Okay okay *chuckles*
I feel what’s happening here
You’re face-to-face with wiseness and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable
Well, it’s nice to see skywalkers never change

Trust in the force, let’s begin
Yes it’s really me, obi wan, breathe it in
I know it’s a lot: the beard, the sand!
When you’re staring at a master jedi!

What can I say except "hello there"
when i command my troops on the wars
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
Hello there
I'm just an ordinary Jedi

Hey!
What has two thumbs an’ stopped Sharad hett
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When grievous attack
Who stopped him with a blaster down below
You’re lookin’ at him, yo!

Oh, also, I beat Darth!
Vader!
Plus turns I had the high ground

Cut to the half maul from his knees!
Hello there!
Just don’t mention Jar Jar, PLEASE!

So what can I say except hello there
when i give you your father saber!
The force it’ll guide your way
Hello there!
Hey, that’s how it goes when you’re a prodigy!
Hello there!
Hello there!

Well, come to think of it
Luke, honestly I can go on and on
I could explain even dumb midi-chlorians
Darth vader killed your father too
what is true from a point of view

I killed an acklay
I served in the core
Haved a romance, which is against jedi code
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maul he can't die anyway

And the legend they tell of my life
Is an epic of heroes and strife
Me and the force
We make everything happen
Look at R4 and Cody just tippity-tappin', an' tappin' an' tappin' an' tappin' an' Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY!

Well, anyway let me say hello there
For the galaxy you’ve come to save
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
Hello there!
Well, come to think of it, we gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say Hello there
Now just hire a pilot and gone!
Chewie jump to hyperspace
Hello there!
Cos it’s time to blow that thing and go on.

Hello there!
Hello there!
Cos it’s time to the empire's end"

[TheKyrix]

Mark Hamil is juuuust goofy enough to sing this if enough people ask him

[aegisinferno]

This is by far my Favourite Your Welcome parody, btw you are a great singer.

[Rabid]

Technically, Luke is a Jedi Master at this time.

[thetruek]

I don't know what it is but something about Rey's face in that picture makes me smile

[Galaxydefnder]

This is amazing!! You have a great voice!

[ominousonyx]

This would have made The Last Jedi so GOOOD 😂

[badadvicejoe]

Isn't it funny that this is a Disney parody of another Disney.