Hephaestus in therapy

#mythology #hephaestus #zeus #hera #aphrodite #athena #ares #greek #comedy #therapy

[AwesomeMang]

Poor Hephaestus just wants to be happy

[andrewlance]

This is why Hephaestus spends his days in the forge, away from all the other gods

[MongooseMisc]

Hephaestus is going to give that therapist more mental issues than he has.

[revol_]

If Zeus was a therapist, he would be known as the-rapist

[KhaosGorvin]

Poor Hephaestus. Dude can forge anything but a decent family relationship.

[Mythologically_Accurate]

Anyone: "let's go to the top of the mountain"
Hephaestus: *nervous sweating*

[no.notfromRDR]

He probably didn't even mentioned that his parents were siblings.

Well, knowing his appearance, he doesn't have to.

[chrisgell]

Therapist: So what kind of trauma and experiences have you gone through that created the person you are today?
The Olympians: * deep breath *

[PirvateerKurei]

Therapist: "I recommend you return to your workshop and continue working with the Cyclopes. They seem to be your safest space."

[dragoness]

Therapist: that’s it, I’m switching pantheons.
Later…
Loki: so my family asked me to distract the giant’s horse because they didn’t want to pay him for building the wall around Asgard, so I distracted him away. And you know how it is, one thing leads to another, and I end up pregnant with our 6 legged horse child-
Therapist:😨… there is no escape…

[StarbornCthulhu]

Hephaestus deserves better. Hes our blue collar god.

[ultrainstinctvegito]

Hephaestus should just move in with Hades at this point. At least he won’t hurt him like everyone else and Hephaestus might even gets to play with Cerberus.

[Stony.Lonesome]

At least he's the only God that goes to therapy Zeus needs to go.

[theincrediblebray]

Maybe Hephaestus should talk to Mimir to get help.

[swordbrethrenmordred]

Lokis children: Well, after we were born, Odin seperated us from our parents, as well as each other, imprisoned and/or exiled us and all just because he had a bad dream about us playing a crucial part in Ragnaròk. Now we are pissed and want to see the world burn.

[Noone-du]

Hephaestus would make a good main character for a TV show

[soedragons]

Divorce and avoid family reunions like the plague

[wing]

At least he got a good ending with one of the charities which all that matters

[MythGeek-st]

Poor Hephaestus always being mistreated just for being born but they only seem to care about him cause they need something

[GearWukong]

Hephaestus is just the straight up middle child of the pantheon.