Zeus gives Hephaestus a bride

#mythology #zeus #hephaestus #aphrodite #marriageproblems #percyjackson

[ilikelemonade]

Zeus literally could have said, “She is basically me in female form.” And Hephaestus would have know exactly how she was.

[Crunchyasf]

Hephaestus holding thor’s hammer will forever be iconic

[joeindeed]

I really thought that Hephestus would say “so she’s like you” after Zeus finished describing Aphrodite

[joemerl]

*Zeus:* The hottest.
*Hera and Athena:* _EXCUSE ME?!_

[Loafergirl]

Bruh poor Hephaestus he is the kindest and personally I think he deserves so much more-

Edit: I commented this while i was beginning to get into Greek mythology lmao, he has done terrible things, but if you compare it to like Zeus or something it’s miniscule

[ivorycrowmuninn]

Well considering the state that hephestas was in at the time can you blame the guy.
Plus zeus married aphrodite off so that there would not be a war between the gods over her. So you could say that Hephestus saved the world by marrying her.

[jonathanbrock]

Let’s see what’s behind curtain number two dad

[doriandeslatte]

PLOT TWIST:
THOR AND HEPHAESTUS ARE ACUALLY ONE AND THE SAME

[valbroderick]

I'm always surprised that Hephaestus wasn't friends with Hades, you know considering they are both judged for no reason and don't get the proper credit they deserve. Plus they are both really nice(much better than most of the other gods)

[leovaldezkinnie]

Enjoys playing with peoples emotions and will cheat on you with your brother

Sounds great!

[noahcove]

I'm honestly surprised as far as I know there was never a story about Hephaestus crafting some kind of magic godly chastity belt for her

[jrm]

That description made me think, "Still better than most of the Greek Gods honestly."

[pablozurita]

Hephaestus diserves the best bc my favorite chapter in percy Jackson books when he helps revive the steampunk dragon forgot his name

[zucchi]

"will cheat on you with your brother"
"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"

[yungturtle]

Aphrodite literally could've just left Hephaestus alone because at least his kind heart won't be played with

[evesimone]

I’ve learned more about mythology from this guy than I did in school 🤣

[Kate-n]

Lmao Zeus calling Aphrodite a whore is hilarious.

[laurelsilberman]

This entire skit lives in my head rent free

[bigboynow]

Every single one of Zeus' children has the same taste as him.

[Hoozelfitz]

Damn Zeus for being Zeus
Damn Hera for yeeting a baby and
Damn Eros for not shooting his mum with a love arrow

No clue if that would work but he could've tried