Ares is fed up

#mythology #ares #godofwar #greek #zeus #hera #artemis #aphridite #percyjackson #comedy

[AngryHistorian]

Ares: Why does everyone have a problem with me?
Hades: First time huh, nephew?

[maxerblaster]

I just think it's funny that he gets refered to as Zeus' least favorite child sometimes

[poseidons_child.]

Ares: EVERYONE HATES ME
Hades: Welcome to the club nephew.

[rivercat]

"Well you're violent!"
"And the others AREN'T!?!??"

[jazza_scozzu]

Zeus: Hey Athena how's my favorite war goddess doing!!!
*Aries sitting two chairs away from Zues*

[spiritteddy]

I kinda want a Ares/Hades buddy cop movie now.

[l_ndonmusic]

Ares: “Let’s all rail on the god of the sea...”
Emperor Caligula: *taking notes*

[alucardsantradideus]

Ares was thirsty for victory and conquest, however, he was loyal to his friends, loved his companions greatly, always takes his family and kids in family -wars- trips, and loved his very odd children very much.

[iFeelGlee]

"im violent? im VIOLENT? IM DOING MY JOB, KEVIN."

[CidGaius]

Ares, eat a snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry
Ares: thanks. *happy slaughtering noises*

[vidanristic]

Hating Ares the god of war for being violent is like hating Dionysus the god of wine for being drunk.

[Miel_Realmz]

Imagine Ares woke up one day and went to Hestia for some comfort because he knows she never trash talks about anyone.Then Hades is just also there because of the same reason.

[jscjake]

Almost anyone making a movie about Greek Mythology: Okay so we need a villain, Ares or Hades?
Employee: What about Zeus?
Producer: You mean that d**khead who causes 90% of the problems in Greek Mythology? Nah, he's gonna be the good guy.

[Plaguegotarrested]

Hades:first time?
Ares:yeah you?
Hades:no

[kirby]

Ares the God of War: *Does War*

Mythology: *Audible Gasp*

[dust]

"We don't like the god of war"
"Why"
"hes violent"
*NO SH!T*

[tytheaniman]

Ares is a hardcore bad ass who gets too much shit because of his violent nature. If anything the other gods have actually done acts that make Ares look like an Angel.

[minatonamikaze]

Ares and Hades being two of the olympian gods that cause the least amount of problems.
Also them: being the two most hated Olympians.

[AlifyaNursukmaForicha]

"He's wet" That's sound fishy Ares

[OneLilSpark]

"Youre violent "
Ares: name one greek god that ISNT violent!? Ill wait!