Hephaestus builds for Evil Kings

#mythology #hephaestus #zeus #minos #talos #aeetes #greek #colchis #comedy

[thesun]

“It’s actually resulted in a lot of horrible events”
This coming from Zeus

[graysondraven]

Hephaestus - I'll stop making stuff for evil kings if you stop violating every women you look at.
Zeus - Well it seems we're at an impasse.

[NahuatlBatGod]

Heph:" But evil kings are my most frequent customers"
Zeus: "Wait I thought I was your most frequent customer."
Heph: "Um..."

[sannicfann]

Hephaestus: at least these guys appreciate my work
Zeus: yeah but many people get killed
Hephaestus: This is Ancient Greece Dad. You and Uncle Poseiden claim more lives every week and most of my stuff does in a month.
Zeus: eh fair point
Poseiden: Bro wanna make a storm to wipe out a fleet
Zeus: Oh I can never say no to that!

[LuminousWhispers]

😂 As soon as he asked for the lightning bolts, I knew where it was going.

[helixsol]

"Didn't think that one through, did you, Dad?"
"That's it, I'm throwing you off the mountain again!"
"It was a joke, I'm sorry, I swear!"

[excaliburknives]

I’m glad you cut the next scene where we see Hephaestus getting chucked off Mount Olympus.

[omarsalem]

I see what you did there hephasteus, respect

[xandermagee]

Clearly Zeus didn’t think that through

[jordanpax]

That's hilarious, as soon as i saw the evil kings title i just knew zeus was gonna get sneak dissed

[alexkingston]

In character, Hephaestus would do anything to spite Zeus and the olympians

[CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter]

I think he deserves that on far too many levels

[shadowwarrior]

Hades: Nephew, how goes that ship you said would make transporting the souls of the dead quicker and easier. Charon won't shut up about his canoe overfilling.

Hephaestus: Just got done with it this morning uncle, let me give you a tour so we can see if it's up to standard.

[zinkheroofyoutube]

And this is how he got thrown off Mt Olympus a third time

[Nick_C]

Zeus just got burned by the God of Fire 🔥

[martineldritch]

Fun fact; the "Wilhelm Scream" was a recording of Hephaestus when he was yeeted from Olympus.

[happyhapp]

Zeus. If you want Hephaestus to stop helping evil kings, you have to stop impregnating these guys' mothers, so they don't get out of their belly in the first place ! (Referring to Minos only)

[DrFunkman]

“Well, maybe you shouldn’t have let mom drop me from Olympus”

[minitaur]

"... Am I the bad-"

"Yes."

[Deconstruction_Administrator]

"The 'special' throne I'm making for Hera, on the other hand..."