The Rise Of Skywalker STILL Sucks

So....this one took me a week of nonstop editing and wrecked nerves so I really hope you'll enjoy it. The algorithm decided to BLOW UP my last video which is humbling but also quite terrifying. I really am at loss for words.

I got a lot of comments regarding it's length therefore I decided to post this one. Even though this vid is not much longer than the previous one it's still MORE content soo...I hope y'all won't murder me in the comments.

[piercetaliaferro]

I love how this is Palpatine's THIRD TIME electrocuting himself. Like dude, learn your freaking lesson.

[thandomatolo]

Disney truly created a masterpiece

Historians will study this movie for centuries and still find more reasons why it sucks

[AtlasFlynn]

Remember how cool it was seeing Luke try to stack three rocks with the force?
Remember how little you cared when Rey was vibing in mid air like 10 rocks zooming in a pattern around her?

[gayflower]

According to the leaks Disney wanted to get away from the controversy of The Last Jedi and make a movie that unified the fandom
And they did exactly that - they unified everyone in hatred

[generalkenobi]

I’d rather watch a security recording of my former apprentice killing younglings than watch the sequels

[dovahkendov]

Disney trilogy in one sentence:

"That's not how The Force works."

[yahlibar]

I love how in the clone wars anakin never met grievous even once in seven seasons because of one dialogue line but in the sequels they straight up ignore major plot points constantly and contradict themselves every second sentence

[xo]

The evil emperor tells Rey to kill him so he can possess her... so she kills him. The end. That happened, folks.

[joetheinfant]

Star Wars Episode IX in a nutshell: Rey needs to find the way to Papatine, but to find the way she needs the way finder, but to find the way finder she needs to find a dagger, but she needs help finding a way to the dagger, and once she finds the dagger that helps her find her way to the way finder, she finds that she needs to find someone to find out what the Sith message says, but 3PO won’t translate, so they need to find their way to someone who can….


Also Finn yells a lot..

[maddisonwomack]

My least favorite part was when Rey accidentally blows up the ship with lightning, which leads us to believe Chewie is dead based on how both Rey and Finn react, only for her to later Force Sense that Chewie is alive and on some other ship. So we are just supposed to believe that Finn, who saw Chewie board the ship didn’t notice the second identical ship AND Rey didn’t Force Sense to confirm that Chewie was dead. It just feels icky.

[matthewp]

"This knife finds the way. What should we call it?"

"Wayfinder?"
10/10 writing.

[robozombie]

Oh a Holocron in a live action movie that's pretty cool
Disney: wAyFinDer

[TheImperialTheory]

“This has done terrible things” (currently holding the Youngling slayer 3000)

[masonreeves]

Maybe JJ wanted to make a bad movie so bad just so the community can join together and make memes

[AllanElMelon]

The sequel trilogy is just a big fever dream.

[artixx]

This movie is just a crime against star wars franchise and film making.

[sampelletier]

My “favorite” part about this movie is that scene where Rey touches a dagger that killed at most two people and starts freaking out *WHISLT HOLDING A LIGHTSABER THAT SLAUGHTERED A ROOM FULL OF FRIGHTENED CHILDREN*

Meanwhile in Jedi Fallen Order, Cal has a fucking seizure as soon as he touches Trilla’s Lightsaber and blacks out for a while. JJ really couldn’t let the ginger have his own thing, Rey had to have it too

[AtlasFlynn]

This movie is so dumb. If Palpatine _didn't_ commit suicide then Rey destroyed him, like he wanted her to to transfer his essence. If he committed suicide, then it's part of his plan as he's beaten death before. So either way TROS makes Palpatine win. Cool

[juanramirez]

Remember kids, when the story lets you down and you think there’s nothing left to enjoy in your favorite franchise... Look for the memes, memes will always be with you, you can trust them and they won’t let you down...

[FrostReach]

I can understand if small pieces survived but HOW DID THE WHOLE THRONE ROOM SURVIVE THAT EXPLOSION, AS WELL AS THE “WAYFINDER?!?”