Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker In Force Minutes

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are... we've come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it's... pretty confusing. It's a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving the finger to The Last Jedi. And it has LOTS of sins. So we counted 'em.

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[ammonoler]

*Anakin making C-3PO*
"I'll make it able to read ancient sith, but forbid it from doing so, that's a good trick!"

[Bornheck]

“This dagger... has done terrible things...”
*Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children*

[alchemy]

Rey: "I just transferred a bit of life. Force energy from me to him"
Anakin: "Wait, is that a thing? Is it some sort of paid DLC or what, I could have saved Padme or my mom with ease!"

[mcflyingfury]

I think this is the one CinemaSins review I've actually watched where not only did I agree wholeheartedly with every single sin, but I actually *wished* he would tear this movie apart a million times worse

[crusk]

So Anakin went all Revenge of the Sith over losing Padme, but Kylo Ren can just bring Rey back to life? That deserves at least 1000 sins.

[kickballjedi]

08:45 I have to admit, when she suddenly shot force lightning and allegedly blew up Chewy, I thought maybe this movie was going somewhere. Rey turning toward the dark side, death of a beloved character, even fear in Kylo's eyes... I thought maybe that was a turning point. Rey would begin to use her new powers viciously to kill First Order soldiers and officers and Kylo would show his good side by trying to save her. That lasted a whole 2 mnutes until they showed Chewy still alive.

[jacobcohen]

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker: The movie that is somehow simultaneously too short to be a satisfying finale and feels longer than any movie ever made

[tacticalpottedplant]

You forgot the part where Rey says “Horrible thing have happened with this blade” as she is holding youngling slayer 2000

[Emillia]

Episode 7: entire movie is to find a map to find luke.

Episode 9: entire movie is to find a map to find Palpatine.

[elincyt]

“Nobody can imagine emperor palpatine making a baby”

Palpatine: the dark side is a pathway to abilities some people would consider unnatural

[thecarter]

I love how 2 Skywalkers die in this movie yet it's still called "The Rise of Skywalker"

[panlis]

I still can't believe "Somehow Palpatine returned" is an actual line in the movie

[bloodraven]

Anyone else surprised there wasn't a sin added for every time Finn just started shouting Rey's name?

[freebird]

Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.

[jbrisby]

"That's just lazy writing".
Lazy writing is a path to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.

[MDestroyerX]

Force healing deserved at minimum 100, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, infinite ♾ sins cause that IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON ANAKIN TURED TO THE DARK SIDE

[guybrushmonkey]

How did he not sin the whole "Finn has to tell Rey something" subplot that NEVER PAYS OFF?

[harbinger]

C3PO: "My programming prevents me from _translating_ it."
Poe: "BB-8!"
BB-8: [Projects that galaxy map from Force Awakens]
Poe: "Ok then, 3PO. Point to it."

[JohnLuckPickard]

“Somehow, Palpatine returned” deserved at LEAST 10, 000 sins.

[lampoilropebombs]

”And I’m all the Jedi.”
One sin is added for every Jedi that died for this. *+10, 000*