THE WORST PLOT CONVENIENCE in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

this movie killed Star Wars for me...

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THE WORST FAKE DEATH SCENES in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

HE SAID STUN!!!

[DerKrazyKrautGaming]

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[williorio]

Good thing she stood in the exact perfect spot and the debris didn’t move an inch in 30 years despite sitting in the middle of the ocean

[_ericfish]

How awkward this would’ve been if she was right handed

[microsoftpain]

Just remember, a movie with a budget of 275M dollars used a line such as: "Somehow, Palpatine returned."

[beresarmand]

Casual reminded that on top of it all the writers forgot that the dagger was made before the Death Star exploded...

[kingcole]

The weirdest part is that the dagger just leads to an automatic door in Palpatine's throne room. It's like one of the first places you'd look if you were interested in tracking Palpatine, making the dagger almost unnecessary.

[keithrichardson-dduo]

Rey- “this dagger has done terrible things”
Also rey holding anakins lightsaber which he used to slaughter hundreds of children- “this is a good sword”

[redstreak]

Remember when this was leaked on Reddit and everyone dismissed it as fake because it was too ridiculous to be real? Good times.

[charlie.on.youtube]

During my screening, it was at this point the entire audience started hooting and screaming exactly like the early hominids gathered around the monolith in 2001: A Space Oddity. Several of us picked up stray bones and started beating each other. One person actually tore the movie screen, climbed into it, and was never seen again. I left to get a drink refill.

[seansjsorensen]

Rey: "This dagger has done terrible things..."

Also Rey: *Uses the youngling slayer 9000*

[MauricioJara]

Imagine if they were standing in the wrong place, at the wrong angle, at the wrong distance.

[JourneywithBrandon]

Imagine how much better it would have been if they had paid a fourth grader instead of a third grader to write the script.

[doddermodd]

>Death Star somehow still intact after exploding
>falls on some planet which is nowhere near it
>stays afloat in the ocean for 30 years without moving
>meddling kids find a knife in the desert which is older than the Death Star
>they end up at the perfect angle and distance that the knife matches up with the debris
>this somehow shows them exactly where their macguffin is

It may have sounded better in Abrams' head.

[theallmightyfish]

I love how Rey feels sad holding this dark dagger from some random.

And then she’s completely fine with wielding the youngling obliterator mark 5

[shabilolo]

The worst part is that they totally accidentally found the knife under the quicksand

[Sonnyjune]

I find it hard to believe that the dagger “has done terrible things” when it just looks like the bluntest piece of styrofoam

[JustSaiyan]

I swear i watched it on theaters and some random dude just yelled it “well that doesn’t make any sense”😂 whole crowd laughed

[sageeye]

Don’t forget that they accidentally found that knife in a random hole in the desert

[yournamehere]

Might I add: The dagger even beeing that shape means that it was made after the death star crashed there. Meaning someone deliberately put the pathfinder thingy and its pedestal in that seperate, apparantly previously unused room.
Meaning, there was a room next ot the throne room, which was empty, survived the destruction and crash of the death star and happened to stay horizontal. Then some guy came along, saw the ruines and said "this is the perfect spot to hide an incredibly important item, that allows anyone to find Exergol. And instead of FUCKING REMEMBERING that it is in the room next to the throne room, I will make an extremely specific map out of a dagger, that will only help my forgetful ass, if I can remember this random spot of land to stand on, so that I have the perfect distance and angle to be pointed to the most obvious place in the entire death star. man I am smart."

[lbroseven]

I love how she says “this dagger has done terrible things” while holding anakin’s lightsaber, which was used to slaughter children. Like bruh