Can I drink from the water fountain?

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Ok, I’m embarrassed to say that this is loosely based on a true story. It was before the Ohio river spill though. 😅 my son would always casually ask if he could get a sip from the water fountain and I’d just say oh here’s our water. I didn’t know it was a deep desire of his heart until he asked for that for his birthday 🫣 so, now he can take a swig any time we are there. Do it, pull my crunchy card.

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Hearing a child talk about the existential crisis between the common man and his government had to be the cutest and most impressive thing I’ve ever heard

speedybean
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“I just thought it was a metaphor about the existential struggle between the common man and his oppressive government” that got me 😂

W-West
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“But Mama, that’s wasteful!”

When you teach them too well 💀

Plan__Z
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I love that we don't see their faces, they are safe and we still got content. We enjoy the humour and her children are safe from bad people.
You, my fair lady, are really smart and your children very well behaved! I love listening to them and to you too

arisvalast
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I don't want to ignore the fantastic writing in these sketches but I'm blinded by the beauty of every one of her dresses.

Angel-klml
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"But mama, that's wasteful!"

Crunchy mama: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

IlincaNeicu
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And that day a new family tradition started...

janinas
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When she pulled out the mason jar full of water I died lol

MJoy-tomt
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"Yes, I dream of it every night". 🤣 He sure did an aboutface from "An oatball! Are you sure this isn't too sweet?"

june-blooms
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Oh dear, Cruncy mom wasn't thoughtful enough.

With a bit of effort she could find a wonderful dracanea (proven to remove formaldehyde, benzene, trichloroethylene and carbon dioxide from the air – all of which are linked to health problems.) to gift to the library in her sons name.

She could then have folded a paper cup from ethically recylced and biodegradable paper, and allow her son the gift of pressing the button to give the new plant a drink of water, filled with microorganisms to help feed and sustain it.

Her son could press the button every day to ensure a more oxygen rich environment for those around him.

Tsk tsk. Not allowing her child to do a good deed on his birthday. What would Junipers mom think?

(a good amount of thinking and research went into this comment so I hope you all appreciate this)

thedoctorTARDIS
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She just don't even argue because he's too smart 😅😂

hippiemoses
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He's got his poppa's priorities and wits, and his momma's smarts and attitude. ❤ W boy

jmanroXD
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she raised them so crunchy they've come all the way back around😂 next thing you know they'll start saying that they need to drink it so their immune system builds up against the toxins

sharriux
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When you homeschooled a little too well 😂😂

Happymind-happyworld.
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The fact that some people took this seriously

nicki
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Good thing Juniper's mom wasn't around😂

marieh
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Can we talk about how cute the way he pronounced "existential" 🥺🥰

meabby
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As someone who's water source is the Ohio River, I agree, don't drink it.😂

runningerins
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This has all the energy from an Office skit half expected her to talk to the camera after.

telebijeon
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I’m 24, not crunchy, but I refuse to drink from the water fountain. Too many people put their mouth directly on it and it grosses me out,

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