VALVE Just KILLED the TF2 Hype Train!

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Steam Workshop Creators, can we have your attention please. The following message is so urgent, so time-sensitive, we made the executive decision to skip TikTok and Twitter entirely and break the glass on the most bleeding-edge communication technology available.

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The last few Team Fortress summer events have only been item updates. But this year, we're planning on shipping a full-on update-sized update — with items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, war paints and who knows what else?! Which means we need Steam Workshop content! YOUR Steam Workshop content!

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[matthewmurdock]

I don’t even play TF2 but the feeling of community is so contagious I can’t help but be invested

[cindericedemon]

"I don't think they saw that one comin'!" - Demomommy

[cherry__Soda]

Oh come on! We waited years for this and then they change it at the last minute

[Anshhhhhhhhhk]

bro was trying so hard to kill that one spy and still failed 😭😭😭

[treyp]

Valve has how much money and can't update a 100k player active game?

[cobalt]

as an apology they added a seal to the game, best update ever

[emdrake]

I know that maybe it was just a typo. But like... recently TF2 reached another high. They 100% should have understood it would have been hyped up. It feels weird to do something like this but I'll have hope.

[FairPlayClubChads]

At least we have an update stop whinning or we wont get anything at the end 💀

[BLURRYFC-vx]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[BabyCola]

I am still hopeful. Valve do your thing!

[lieutenantlettuce]

I did feel hopeless when I saw them change the post, but I then realized that a hype train more often does bad than good for a game. The update could be bigger than usual, but our expectations shouldn't get too high.

[elfasto]

there will be no major updates, that time is long gone

[hellohowaryou]

Valve: we gonna uptade tf2
New uptade: 1 Christmas cosmetic

[flaggy]

Hey, at least they said that they we're gonna do something
Not the thing we wanted, but posting in the official TF2 page after like 3-4 years, is kinda huge

[subnauticchad]

Bro, the plant died and the janitor felled off, so now there is 0, 5 enployes in tf2

[BeepBoopBee]

As soon as I heard people talk about the new update, i knew it would end up as a holiday temporary update. Some themed temporary maps, some cosmetics and a new overlay.
I fucking knew we wouldn't get an update like meet your match or jungle inferno. And yet i allowed myself to believe.

[lore]

gee isn’t that a shocker, valve messed up again, never would’ve seen that coming

[JustAGoofyIssac]

bruh had the audacity to say we're only getting a holiday sized update as if they didn't have time to make an actual update but they had 5 GODAMN YEARS!

[rybread]

Screw the narration, watch how the French flee before the mighty American BOOT

[digitalunity]

It has been 0 days since the last overhyped potential content drop