Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (official GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell

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This is a song about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more.
Featuring: ELLEN MCLAIN, the official GLaDOS from “Portal” and "Portal 2" as GLaDOS!
THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist, as Gabe Newell!
And finally, Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, who sang a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

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“Count to Three” by @TheChalkeaters:

Arranger / guitars / choir: @ErgyErgy
Lead animator / video composer: Lenich @LenichKirya
Character animator: @Kiryumia

Gabe Newell vocals: @TheStupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS)
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Drums: Matias Menarguez
Trumpet: Bruno Brito
Saxophones: Weber Marely
Trombone: Felipe Coelho
Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories
Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios

Special thanks to:
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo!
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the video!
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice
zhenya_hacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

And thanks to J. Antonio and Genoves Micheli for Spanish subs, Ivo Pavlov for Bulgarian, Martie for Polish, colon_d for German, ジンsay for Japanese, Tangerine for Korean, Bacon jack for Chineese, Igor Lucas for brazillian portuguese subs

#TheChalkeaters #Valve #HalfLife3

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We are The Chalkeaters, the overproduced shtpost band making funny songs and animated videos about video games, game industry and related memes. In a higher production quality than they have any right to be in.

[TheChalkeaters]

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[amfool]

Valve isn't a triple A company, they are a double A episode 1 company.

[CoreyLaddo]

Okay now valve is just fucking with us

[utes]

>makes fun of his company
>makes fun of him personally
>Gabe still features in the video personally
what an absolute lad

[natax]

3 years ago now, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful.

[marcellofilmss]

Half Life: S U F F E R
Portal: S U F F E R
Tf2: hahaha want some hats?

[phroggu]

Just imagine gabe appearing on stage one day with a crowbar

[ODEF.]

I love how the elevators floors go 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then 3

[JeyM]

Video is 2:59 in length
GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS
They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song..
"Three" is actually sung three times

This is just incredible.

[oliveboy]

I like how they actually got Chell and Gordon's VAs for this

[Swagman]

1:38 I believe when GlaDOS says "The light's been turning green", is a reference to the Steam Greenlight program, that allowed people to vote onto games that looked great, onto getting on steam, and so... it was discontinued.

[vickyebborn]

"Life gave you lemons"
They literally made masterpeices that made millions, they have eveything they need, they just need to make the lemonade

[huerfanoproducciones]

HL3 is buying cigarretes at the same place as your dad

[GMMReviews]

Imagine if Valve finally release a new Half-Life game, and just call it *"Half-Life 4"* just to fuck with us?

[davekk]

THIS CAME OUT THREE YEARS AGO AND NOW WE HAVE HL3 LEAKS.
"oh yeah its all coming together"

[jellojacks_]

This song feels even more real especially with the Fixtf2 movement 😭

[keelitgames]

I just find it funny that valve could literally just advertise the number 3 and immediately hype the entire game community

[TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Jokes on us Valve announces Half-Life: Alyx
2

[trevrdrudd]

I just wanna remind everyone this song was released between 2 and 4 years ago.

[PartOfTheGame]

To this day...I hope the sleeping giant awakens and truly does learn to count to 3...Half Life, Team Fortress, and Portal...Could you imagine?