Worst MMO Ever? - Tale of Toast

Don't get your hopes up, this game isn't actually about toast.

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[dbaki]

The crypto thing might've been them using that as an excuse to include mining code in the game and use your pc to mine.

[NoAliasForMe]

im actually amazed that even tho you cant reasonably get beyond like lvl 10. there is still a whole world and enemies at lvl 70+

[zednotdead]

Oh by the way, I researched the HPB blockchain. It's proof of work, meaning the game (probably) mines coins on your PC. My guess is it sends 75% to the developer, and the rest to you - as an incentive to keep the game running. Furthermore, the FAQ of the blockchain is in Chinese, there is no team listed and the market cap is barely over $12M, which is the hallmark of what people call a "shitcoin". The best part? 1 HPB costs $0.18. They are literally giving you fractions of a cent.

[Holyduck]

Not gonna lie, I'm actually pretty disappointed it's not an mmo about toast. Like, I've never been crushed this hard before.

[UtaShirokage]

*Kills bunnies for a few hours*
Game: Cool, here is your UNDEAD OVERLORD OF ETERNAL DOOM AND OBLIVION pet. Enjoy!

[insensitive]

The undead lich queen pet makes sense, she was defeated in another game and sent to a cutesy dimension to be the thrall of a low-level chibi character. The worst possible hell for her.

[mauricesteel]

The cutesy charm is a twisted joke, made to draw you in but then after you're tired of the grind, they don't sound charming, they are mocking you.

[turrboenvy]

I was disappointed the thunder wasn't someone going "booompowpowpow" with their mouth.

[macgargan]

I don't think the fact that this is using users for cryptomining is covered enough.

[Creshex]

If “Enslaved lich queen” was not to your taste, maybe you will find some of these other pets cute, cuddly, and adorable:
“Molten magma demon of rage”
“Hateful slave reaver”
“Guy with gigantic bloody butcher knife”
Or...
“Two headed wolf marauder of terror”

[stuglife]

Wow this is so malicious. A game that’s all cutesy to draw in kids and the naive, only to turn out to be a crypto miner

[flossimoth]

'Tale of Toast is not an MMO where you play a sentient piece of toast'

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[calmkat]

Why buy a sound library when you have a perfectly good mouth?

[ShiningDarknes]

"The puns continue! Guess what the character named Berry wants me to collect. That's right, mushrooms."

ded

[lofigaming]

im one of those people who made it to level 60 and i can explain the hpb or why i think its there, now alot of players didnt have good gpu like i did (Infact most of them played on crappy laptops) so they didnt notice but this game made my gpu run like crazy and this was during the time games were getting in trouble for using players gpu to mine crypto, i called out the owner on this issue next thing you know hpb was added... additionally this game was cute but was actually ruthless in that anyone could pk anywhere but inside a town this was changed. and that is when player base declined.

[skyesfury]

8:22
//epic thunder roll for several seconds
//scared "ba-a-a" from nearby sheep

[steamwings.]

I am actually devastated by the fact that this is not an MMO in which you control a sentient piece of toast in an "I AM BREAD" style physics combat and parkour system set in a ridiculous food fantasy setting.

[farlonmuentes]

the main problem with these games is that they try to cramped in so much mechanics but isn't polished in the slightest. working on one mechanic and making it perfect is better than a hundred but all broken.

[ScottieTheFox]

absolutely INSANE that josh kept playing after the game admitted to being a CRYPTO MINER

[DarkExcalibur]

I legit got excited when you went off to explore places on the furthest edges of the map.