Signs You're Not Ready For Kids

You don't want everything you cherish to be destroyed.

Music:

"9AM"
Warner / Chappell

All media courtesy of America's Funniest Videos (AFV)

[isirlaughsalot]

Kid: "I swallowed....a light!"
Me: O_O

[tobortine]

You forgot:
- Don't like other people's shit in your finger nails
- Can't find a toilet in a department store in 37 secs
- Hate puke stains on your suit/shirt/t-shirt
- Can't live without sleep
- Don't mind being the most hated passenger on the plane
 

[KarolaSylar]

that "i swallowed a light" part made me shocked. 

[Jeanjellybean]

I was dying at the video where the kid swallowed a light

[ptolemaeaaa]

What happened? "I A LIGHT!" Why is he happy about it?! XD

[BadWolf]

You're never ready for a kid... but oh what a ride! ...Best thing I ever did.

[CobaltTheCrusader]

This is a great advertisment for Contraception. 

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

Don't get ill, take the pill. 

[Juxtavarious]

Ultimate sign you're not ready to be a parent would be that you can't put down the camera and actually discipline your children. That's the only constant that I see in all of this.

[Cashback]

The Kid that Fell Off the Bed then Shouted at his Dad. Epic!

[DanicaDeCosto]

This is the kind of video everyone should have to watch before having kids...because these things WILL happen....multiple times, for YEARS. Lol.

[aerotechway]

I'll stick with my parakeets, my laptop and my 3DS, thank you...

[Matoustar]

I am cringing so much whilst watching this I never want children

[MasterJongXG]

For those who don't want to have kids: The future generations will thank you...wait a minute...

[glxtterbxmb]

LMFAO I lost it at the end with the little girl wearing a Jason mask and rocking the baby to sleep. what a nightmare xD

[lindsayable]

"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!" on point 

[anwaralexander]

.... i swallowed a light ... holy crap I'm not ready to be a parent

[chloetorres]

This just assured me that I indeed want and love all children.

[ccole]

I realized I wasnt ready for kids when I bought a present for my friends one-yr old's birthday and immediately thought, 'I could by a bottle of alcohol for $30.. why am i buying this again.... oh right.. baby..'

[christinacortes]

"You guys are lucky Daddy's in Canada!" that was AWFUL!!

[therobotcatkash]

1 sign: you're not old enough lol