My Identity Crisis

The funny thing is that, in my list of all the guys I am, I left out some really quite substantial guys!!

But regardless, the important thing is I WILL BE THE FIRST SOCK MAN OF AMERICA!

JOIN US!!!

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[terrasque]

You were never just “science guy, ” you were always “check out this cool thing” guy. And socks are a cool thing

[samanthathomas]

There's a reason Jack-of-All-Trades is a trope! You're Hank-of-All-Guys!

[MichaelMedaugh]

True Story:

Hank, I used your Crash Course videos to self study for a bunch of AP exams in high school, and in this way I was the first person in my family to afford to attend college.

I went to college in Boston (cold city) and went on a date with a girl from Orlando (hot city). It was immediately apparent that she had not packed for cold weather, so my first present to her was a subscription to the Awesome Socks Club so that she would at least have some reasonable socks to wear.

Flash forward a bit. I'm in the hospital and one of the things that has become incredibly difficult for me is putting my shoes on. My girlfriend brought me those same Awesome Socks so that the fun patterns would make putting on shoes just a little more enjoyable.

Flash forward to today. I've been with her for five years. I run my own non-profit that brings equitable education abroad, and there is at least one pair of Awesome Socks in my suitcase every time I fly. And literally today, I just had my first meeting with an angel investor to hopefully scale operations and reach more kids.

Thank you and thanks for socks.

[LeshenWren]

Hank, I work in surgery and in the ER, and I’ve (lovingly) forced all of the doctors and surgeons to get awesome socks —- so there’s people saving lives out here wearing the most awesome of socks ✨

[colonelb]

"Ask not what your socks can do for your feet, ask what your feet in those socks can do for the world" - Hank, probably =/

[moonkenzie]

The patriotic swell of music sent me. Vote socks 2024

[astrick]

“Imagine people complexly” is one of the most important lessons you and John have taught me. I’m very glad you’re multi-faceted. Because you don’t need to be a guy, you just need to be Hank.

[kirstenpaulson]

For decades, all my father in law asked for for gifts was plain black socks. Then the Awesome Socks Club was born, and I said “nah man, we can do better than that.” So we gifted him a subscription way back at the beginning and now ALL of his socks are awesome. And he proudly shows them off to the grandkids whenever we come to visit 🥰

[charleyb.]

If you ever feel like doing sock advertisements over and over again isn't working just know that I've known about the Awesome Socks Club since y'all started and have always distantly thought, "Yeah I'll do that one day but :/ my sock drawer is pretty full so not right now." and then I started watching this video while cleaning out my dresser and realized how many hole-y socks I have. Never again!

[katiepoquette]

Hank last week: I will not be president.

Hank this week: BUT I WILL BE SOCK MAN™!!

[nardhampir]

"I do not ride the AM the storm!!!" --Hank Green

My new way to defend myself against other people's 🤔

[Blabla]

This message brought to you be the foundation to increase world sock

[Capricorn]

This is part of why "Who the Eff is Hank" is so effective 😂

[ciaranmyers]

"This is my foot" opposite Mercury Stardust is such a delightful little flex for both of you. <3

[_Cloun]

I love hank devolving into a Brennan Lee Mullagan-esque sock rant, absolutely made my day

[mckinnon]

Hank, I mean this with the utmost respect and intense jealousy, your brand is dork. Everything you do fits that brand and you are our king!

[jtrevathan]

Bruce wayne: "I am batman"
Hank Green: "I am sockman"

[angeleide]

You’re The everything guy! You can do anything you want..all of it.. we’ll be with you all the way. My daughter and I wish we could afford the sock club and the rock club and the pin club😢 we love you and your brother, blessings

[ernestopreciado]

Hank really be sayin "I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING"
His Motivation is off the charts!

[minimarker]

Hey Hank? Just be Hank. All that Hank is is a good choice.