Seniors and pot | 22 Minutes

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TRANSCRIPT:

We are an untapped market, you know?

Pensioners who have no responsibilities, yeehaw!

Spark up that bat, you know?

What?

Light up that joint.

What joint Enid?

C'mon now, it's just an expression honey.

Oh my god Enid I'm worried sick about you,
it's all joints and blunts and bongs with

ya lately.

Oh my goodness when did you get so straight-edge?

You never said anything when I was on the
medical marijuana for my glaucoma.

Yes but then as soon as they legalized it
your glaucoma cleared right up.

Oh yes, that was a holy miracle.

At one time dope was all about sticking it
to the man, now it seems like we're just buying

it off the man.

Yes, all the top cops are the top dope dealers.

Yes, that Fantino fellow.

Yes, he's the one who said marijuana was the
same as murder.

And then faster than he used to lock up dime
bag dealers, he started his own marijuana

company and made a fortune.

The whole thing stinks.

I know, I really miss my old dealer.

He used to give me the seniors' discount.

Now it's all about putting more money into
the hands of people who already got too much

of it.

Like Galen Weston and them, billionaires but
they can't pay the little one on the cash

down at the Loblaws a living wage.

And then they got the license to sell you
the dope, and so you're a captive audience.

I mean you're going around stoned out of your
gourd, trapped in their Superstores, hemmed

in on all sides by aisles and aisles of irresistible
Doritos.

Yes and the Lays All Dressed.

Oh and the Oreo cookies.

Oh my god the bags of sour keys.

Not to mention the family-sized packages of
Skittles.

Eulalia, are you?

Yes girl, yes, high as a lark, you know.

That makes two of us.

Four, by my count.

Let's never speak of this again.

What?

Exactly.

Blowing some gage, I'm on a rampage.

Enid, I'm gonna strut, peck and Susie-Q.
Girl, I'm on a bender!

[cogitoanima]

My mom 90, smoked her first joint couple of months ago. She said, this is what all the fuss was about? I just feel like I had my afternoon glass of wine. :)

[elowishusmirkatroid]

My grandmother helped herself to some "green" cake, much to our horror and trepidation. No one said anything.When she was taken home she thanked us for the best afternoon she had for a long time.

[thedwightguy]

Remember that Playboy cartoon from the seventies: three hippies are sitting on the sidewalk lighting up a joint, and one say, "Yeh, it's expensive. But can you imagine what it would cost if the govt. got a hold of it??"

[puravida]

Love the humor! I was a hippie in the 70s and smoked nonstop. I am now in my late 60s, and still smoke nonstop on my beach in Central America.

[brianlevine]

When I was 18 I worked with a WWII veteran named Jim. One day the subject of cannabis came up. He had been in North Africa. He mentioned smoking hashish with the local tribesmen. Jim was an old school cowboy. He said he enjoyed it. I knew where to get hash. I made Jim a present of some hash and a small pipe. Happy old dude!

[Jazna]

Vaping every evening is keeping me sane during my final year of employment. God bless the bud! Love this vid.

[sjfanning]

I’m 65. Smoked a little in college. Now my son sends me edibles from San Francisco to help my restless leg syndrome so I can sleep. Caught myself lying in bed singing Stairway to Heaven to my cats.

[benwilson]

My cannabis induced paranoia and anxiety miraculously disappeared as soon as weed was legalized!

[jameswolff]

I'm 70 yrs. old and I smoke like a stuff

[bluegills]

I lost my Pops a few years ago, but I finally got him to try a very fine grade of cannabis while he was still it decent health .His pains were gone for awhile, but he didn't enjoy it as much as I hoped he would.
I miss you Pop.

[keithsage]

I am a senior Citizen and I smoke the shit out of weed and I feel great. I am working as hard as I did 50 years ago.

[nickrich]

"... four of us!'" 🤣 On a bender alright. Gimme some of that stuff that makes you hallucinate!

[lori]

Well done Ladies and aint it the truth!!!!

[jeanneratterman]

Seniors of today were of the hippie generation, free love, mary jane, anti-war, peace festivals.

Love this video!

[TimeTheory]

Can't go wrong with Gummy Weed. lol

[robertbritton]

Great show 🇺🇸 God bless America and our Veterans 🇺🇸

[lildelirddimention]

Gotta love it!!! Live it up darling's ! WE WILL ALL SOON BE WITH HIM!

[dinosaurcomplaints]

When the job circus was testing me as part of the disability process, I had to take an IQ test among others to figure out if I was good for anything. My formal education was high school/vo-tech graduate. I smoked a joint to keep calm that morning before I had to deal with all of the orifice BS. The IQ test came out 128, not quite a genius, reading and comprehension was at a sixth year postgraduate level. (Masters) I have been smoking weed since I was sixteen. Look at how badly it screwed me up!

[GirlArmy]

I want to be an old lady just like one of these two!!!

[boholde]

Half the Country now lives in areas were pot is legal. Those of us here (I’ll leave which State out of this comment) are surrounded by States where it’s legal and they’re making tons of Taxes off of it. Here where I am, it’s still illegal and a $1K fine if you get caught. I recently went in to my Doctor for my annual Medicare Wellness exam and got popped with a piss test. After all these years of smoking without incident, now that I’m retired and not harming anyone, I get to refrain for two months so I can test clean in a return visit. I haven’t figured out yet if this is required by the State, (I’ve been told that it’s NOT required by Medicare) or if it’s just my Dr’s personal crusade. Anyhow, once I get my clear bill of health, I’m getting a new Dr and she can go pound sand.