What does a pot sobriety test look like? (SATIRE)

Once marijuana is legalized in Canada, how will police test for pot impairment? 22 Minutes has exclusive footage of some new RCMP techniques.

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TRANSCRIPT:

This car's been stopped for quite some time,
I'm going to check it out.

Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today?

No.

Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes,
can you tell me why that is?

We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green.

How high are you?

Hi, how are you?

No, I said, how high are you?

Hi, how are you?

This cop is so friendly babe.

Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test.

Aw man, I'm too high for that.

Blow into this.

Hey, is that a breathalyzer?

No.

[Whimsical kazoo sound]

[Stoned giggling]

Okay, now I'm going to ask you some questions
to determine your ability to drive.

Why is a pizza box square, when the pizza is a circle,
and all the little slices are tiny triangles?

Woaahhhh.

Which of these two snacks would you prefer?
Chips? Or the cookie dough?

Step out of the car please.

Let's go!

Please, don't drive high.

We're getting cookie dough all over the back of our cruisers.

A message from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

[HardRockMiner]

- How high are you?
- Hi, how are you?

I cracked at that.

[j.a.]

The delivery on that "aw man, I'm too high for that" is what keeps me coming back laughing

[nancyouverson]

I’ve rewatched this countless times & I still laugh out loud every time

[ronjunior]

The look on her face when she rolls down that window! 🤣 Not sure if she's high for real but she's playing the hell out of that scene!

[ejagger]

Her laugh after blowing the kazoo is the best thing ever!

[paulh]

Her facial expressions absolutely nail it. This cracks me up. Her expressions are even funnier than the dialogue.

[noneyabusiness]

I’ve seen this multiple times, and it never gets old 😂😂😂

[mikesweeney]

"How high are you?" "Hi, how are you?" couldn't stop laughing at this :P

[petedio]

Waiting for the Stop Sign to turn green .... gezzzusss nearly fell off my chair from laughing.

[MrMauidiver]

This is funnier than anything Saturday night live is done in 20 years

[AFloridaSon]

I've probably watched this 50 times in the last year, and I still watch it and laugh.😂😂

[ragnarocking]

I lost it at the kazoo. It should honestly be a legitimate testing device.

[calenspoering]

That very last test is rigged. I want cookie dough even while sober. A stoner would want both the chips AND the dough...at the same time.

[lowellcalavera]

Her involuntary reaching for the cookie dough was clear proof of guilt 😹

[NoWayOut]

Her look at dealing with the cop is priceless.
Total wasted look!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[brendasmith]

That was funny as hell!!! As soon as she blew the kazoo I lost it!!

[jakobgrayson]

As someone who's genuinely waited for stop sign to turn green before, this is accurate

[andrij.demianczuk]

I’m still laughing at the kazoo. Also, the pizza box question is very existential. Mind blown.

[roblenheiser]

"Waiting for the STOP sign to turn green". My god, you guys are hilarious!! 😀

[tonnitoedwards]

The look on her eyes when she answers
" Hi, how are you?"
Is priceless