Pot at the Canadian border | 22 Minutes

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TRANSCRIPT:

Even thought cannabis is legal in Canada, if
you're carrying pot when you enter the country,

you must declare it at the border, otherwise
you may face arrest and possibly criminal prosecution.

[car honks]

Where are you coming from?

Vermont.

What?

We don't have any pot to declare like at all so
like, no point even lookin'.

Papers.

Passports.

Reason for visiting the states.

I was visiting my friend.

And who are you?

I'm the friend.

We were both looking for me but I was in the
car the whole time so we couldn't find me.

What's with the smoke?

Uh.

[same time] Pot. Muffler.

Did you buy any cigarettes?

No, smoking is gross.

Then why do you have so many lighters?

Uh cuz we really like slow songs at concerts?

I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions,
ok?

What's eight times nine?

Eighty-nine.

What's fifteen percent of a forty dollar bill?

Too much?

How many grams are in an eighth?

Three and a half.

How many grams are in a quarter ounce?

Seven.

And how much is an ounce?

This much?

I'm gonna have to confiscate that.

Oh man.

That's like drug abuse.

Dude, how did you even know we were high!

You told me you drove in from Vermont.

Yeah...

This is the Canadian side.

[both start laughing]

[voiceover] Weed is legal in Canada, so you

really don't have any good reason to leave.

A message from the Canada Border Services
Agency.

[tylerbrown]

"Weed is legal in Canada so you dont't have any reason to leave"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect eh

[MichaelJohnson-uttq]

"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL that dude must of not been that baked because that was an epic save reply in the face of trouble.

[millennialmalcolm]

“How many grams are in an ounce?”

“This much”
*Holds up bag*

[jasoncarson]

"We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time so we couldn't find me"

Haven't we all been there

[Blzzr]

"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL

[locohobo]

As a proud Canadian, I am especially proud of how we are so adept at being able to laugh at ourselves. 😀

[johnanthony]

This chick is hilarious.
Officer: "What's 8x9?
chick: "89" lol

[tville]

No wonder Canadians are always so nice & calm compared to us in the states. 😆 stay cool Canada, i love y'all from USA

[lysergiccasserole]

This is the funniest skit I've seen in years. The way she answers the multiplication question with absolute certainty is hilarious!

[tonyreynolds]

Hats off to y'all. From an old hippie still living in the 70s. ☮️

[youngpro]

Whats with the smoke ... Muffler 🥴😂lol

[zombiewire]

Classic, just make me want to visit Canada.

[anthonypirozzi]

F'cking Hilarious!!!
I almost spit my coffee when she handed him rolling papers...classic

[paulyarek]

There is nothing better than the humor from an Eastern Canadian.

[BigShaneGillis]

“You told me you drove in from Vermont?”
“Yeah?”
“This is the Canadian side”

[heavyjoechipman]

I loved this! Very funny. Canadians are awesome. Their sense of humor is beyond comparison to anywhere else. Especially here in doldrum America. God bless my Canadian brothers and sisters.☺🙏👍

[barbiegivens]

This show is a total riot ! I haven't had this many laughs since the debut of RED GREEN %%%% !!!

[cryhavoc]

So I could go to Canada, smoke pot till I'm crawling on my knees, and as long as I don't try to take any we're cool? ?

[jasonmendelsohn]

"Weed is legal in Canada so there is no need to leave." LMAO

[rusirius]

Cracking up at work watching this... gold mate gold 🤣🤣🤣