Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds

Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a Junior at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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[ShivVZG]

Anyone wanna guess what my major is? Hint: I’ll likely end up homeless ; )

[snorlacroix]

anthropology: 10% fun facts 20% looking at bones and 70% explaining to people what anthropology is

[mayug.]

Linguistics: you learn how every language is structured and never learn to speak any of them

[rivanfotek]

Criminology: I wanna become a cop but I'm learning how to be a criminal.

[NaoVII]

I love how he intentionally skipped Law because he knew that a law student would write a 500-words essay explaining why he's wrong with no room for counter-argument

[PhiAce_]

Law: spending four years to learn rules on how to win an argument

[maxschendell]

Forensics: a major to teach you who did it while simultaneously teaching you how to get away with murder

[legwaterlily]

Sociology: you spend 4 years learning that we live in a society

[jacobbishopp]

Geology: Spend 4 years looking at rocks and responding with “I don’t know” whenever you’re asked what kind of rock this is

[jovanyperez]

I good one for psychology could’ve been:

“Students who study to help others with depression but can’t get out of depression themselves”

[jeremydespair]

Architecture : people that wants to take art but parents aren't giving consents

[nicrosilmind]

“The H in ENGINEERING stands for happiness!”

My sister showed this one to me as a joke, but she got uncomfortable when I started laughing far too hard. That’s when my family started to worry about my choice of major.

[maemarston]

geography majors: finally learned that africa isn’t a country

[ursulagayatri]

Fashion design: spending 80k to learn how to make a 10$ dress

[yourboigrayson]

Journalism: spend 4 years to just end up working at your local news station or creating your own blog

[leothelion]

Environmentalism, a major where you learn just how fucked we really are in 4 years

[wyattwahlgren]

Music Composition: Learning how to write dots so people can wiggle the air correctly.

[ArmyFrog]

Animation: four years of clicking buttons to see what they will do.

[williamhrivnak]

Pharmacy: People who wanted to be doctors but get grossed out too easily

[Krazzy]

The fact that business school fees are so high only rich kids can afford it really adds to the saying,
"the rich get richer".