How Harvard Decides Who To Reject in 30 Seconds

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This is how Harvard University decides who to reject in 30 seconds. For those of you who don't know, Harvard is a prestigious, ivy league school located in the east coast. Just like the temperature there, Harvard's acceptance rate is in the negatives.

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ShivVZG

1960: go to university to cure cancer
2020: cure cancer to go to university

sandyfkashag

Dear Harvard Admissions Committee,

Thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter. I have reviewed your letter and am impressed with your rejection reasons and other suggestions. However, I have received many rejection letters this year. Therefore after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your rejection letter.

Please understand that this is not a negative evaluation of your rejection letter, but rather a unique choice criteria.

Once again, I appreciate your courage to give me a rejection letter and wish you every success in your future rejecting.

I'll see you all in August.

-some guy on Jeaney Collects

HelpMeGetkSubsWithNoVideos.

Fun fact: Harvard is known to be so succesful only because already good people got there. Its not about the way they teach or anything, its really just about the fact that theres only succesful people there. So tehnically you could go anywhere!

No, I don't go there or anything. Mostly just a thought i had.

mikotheraskum

Harvard: "are you perfect?"
Student: "No"

Harvard: " k bye."

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"You're white, you're racist, you're rich, you're obnoxious, and you're an egomaniac. You represent what we want as a school community"
- Harvard Admissions Directors

WeedCop

jokes aside, once competition becomes toxic, it's best to stay away.

ancient-rhinowang

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

Amar-lvyw

Me: **not even going to Harvard**
Harvard: “rejected”

sparriax

Joke's on you, Harvard. I can't afford it.

omarsosa

Weeelll that's great since I am Pacific Islander man of legacy that scored 1600 on my SATs and had a 5.0 gpa. Furthermore I took 21 AP classes and my daddy did in fact donate a building. Back in my high school days I was the captain of all my schools sports and science teams and managed to win the science Olympiad and all gold medals in the Olympics which lead many people to characterise me as a math and musical prodigy. Before starting up my online non profit start up which has managed to cure cancer, I had an internship at Google. Finally, I can speak 69 different languages fluently and breathe a special gas mix of enhanced oxygen my startup developed.

mixalis

If anyone even had HALF of all those traits, do they even need Harvard?

rafael

How to get into Harvard:

Step 1: be black
Step 2: write an essay about living in the hood

akihikosakurai

I knew a girl that went to Harvard . She was a professional student who spent 9 yrs total at a variety of Universities and never got a degree . She always won scholarships which paid everything and for summer money she would take exams for other people for a price . She was so smart, she said she even sometimes wrote tests on courses she never herself took, but she would review the textbooks and glean enough to get a good grade . She ended up making a living flipping houses which she would live in until her cash would nearly be gone and she would then sell at a considerable profit and buy another house with cash left over to live on. She was totally neurotic and so I never slept with her . She would have completely screwed my head up. Remarkable girl !

edwardmacnab