Roasting Every College Student in 60 Seconds

Roasting every college student in 60 seconds.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

If you want to join me on this journey, subscribe! : D

#College #Roasting #ShivVZG

[ShivVZG]

If you’re wondering what happened to the class clown, there are none in college :’(

[chickenfdisoruhg]

*Just in college so daddy doesn’t whip out the belt ——Asian and African gang rise up

[thatoneasianguy]

Mans really gonna roast college students for sleeping and slacking during class but he’s gonna be up posting YouTube videos past 11. Smh

[no]

"Daddy tried to donate building" you always get me with that 🤣

[Ok-fekt]

You should do: roasting every middle school student in 60 seconds

[reeck]

Can you do “roasting every popular trend in 60 seconds”? Also, love your monotone voice. The way you say it is hilarious to me tho

[rileysandhop]

ah yes, i can’t wait to go to college with all of these wonderful people!

[nilrith]

My brother is the *Promises to Finish College but doesn't*
• They promise their parents they'll stop/won't drop any of their subjects
• They promise their aunts/uncles/relativrs they'll stop/won't drop any if their subjects
• Addicted to League of Legends
• Has dropped a subject at least 7 times
• Has switched a subject at least 7 times
• Gets pissed when the wi-fi cuts out when playing LoL and checks siblings if they're "hogging the internet"
• Plays LoL until 2AM
• Has dropped out of College before
• Joins one of the US Military branches (he picked Navy)
• Doesn't finish Navy training (he was gone for like 2 weeks. Dont remember, I just know it wasn't even half of the duration of the training)
• Wastes the money he got when in the military
• "I want to live my life before graduating"
• Self-diagnosed ADHD (such bullshit)
• Wastes a proportion of their student loan
• Talks about "common sense" (just because I kept washing my hands before-OCD gang gang. TF you mean "if you keep washing your hands, the bacteria will adapt"?)
• Does poorly in Spanish class and blames it on the teacher
• Goes out in the afternoon and doesn't come home until 2-4AM
• Complains that he's the one who takes out the trash 90% of the time (nah, it's just that you keep filling the trash with your shit within 7 hours)
• Is actually ignorant, and oblivious when being told he's a jackass

Edit:
• Lmfao, I forgot he was discharged from the Navy and is unable to join any of the US Military branches

[etherealsalad]

making every college student cry in 1 second:

*interest*

[dhruvgupta]

The lemon is college.
The smart kids - Squeeze the lemon dry
The rich kids - Buy another lemon
The quiet kid - Stares at the lemon
Sorority Sisters - Say the lemon is sour
Slackers - The ones who use the lemon after it's squeezed dry.


Idk this probs doesn't make sense depending on the person you are.

[Pmendez.]

If it weren't for the youtube algorithm I would have never found this channel. Thank God. 😂

[Pinkninja]

911? uh we have another problem...now the college kids have third degree burns and one of them is on fire.

[panpan]

It’s true. My brother is studying premed at a local state school and a lot of his friends from high school had long-term senioritis and just slacked off bc there wasn’t anyone that could force them to do things anymore.

In my opinion, they should just give their college money to me :)

[LeBeautiful]

*starts sleeping with one eye open from now on*

[arsarcanum]

This kinda makes me miss college since I graduated last year, I was the quiet one but I did enjoy every single time I spent there because most people I met there were pretty nice and supportive

[duchi]

*When you realize*
you're watching this as a Freshman and first day of class is about to start 3 days from now

[mattp]

Just gotta say: either youtube is only recommending the awesome content or it's all awesome content. Keep up the great work!

[codyheron]

I'm so glad I found this channel. You are a godsend, my man! :D

[thatguybob]

I had a slacker next door, dated a sorority girl who gassed me up then left me in 2 weeks, a rich kid who tried get me into investing, a smart girl with the emotional stability of a time bomb, quiet kid my only real friend who's actually chill, all in my first year. These archetypes are accurate

[TristinIes]

Idea: Roast/describe every U.S. State within — minutes!

Other than that great vid!