Roasting Every Career in 60 Seconds

Roasting Every Career in 60 Seconds.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a Junior at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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[ShivVZG]

Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )

[naomimueller]

Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.

[arushisehara]

Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.

[lucabalsasalsa]

Animator:

-Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!

[rkrh]

this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level

[misfitskarma]

Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.

[gunjangoyal]

Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke
Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke

[just_jey]

Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories

[krithikkumar]

Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.

[imlearningimlearning]

Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.

[darthbadass]

Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.

[eleanor]

Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person

[traine]

Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school

[jackyoung]

Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak

[benbovard]

I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...

[snowymate]

Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations
Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can

[johnjohnfofohniam]

YouTuber: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month

[scaramocha]

I like the fact that he complemented farmers.

[annikaericksen]

I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)

[yingyangrelease]

Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living