Why You Wouldn't Survive a Jurassic Park/World Dinosaur Outbreak (ft. Roanoke)

I know you're thinking, dinosaurs? DUH! But with how many family friendly experience snake them look like an easy scenario HOW would the movie franchise factor into your chances of survival? If you're smart enough, life will find a way!

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[WowSuchGaming]

I literally couldn't help but make a WYWS on dinosaurs. Hope yall like it, this may be my last video for a bit (unless I decide to churn out a quick zombie sins on The Jurassic Dead) as I put my full efforts into making WYWS the SCP Keter Class (2000-4000) Part 2, which will also probably be over an hour long sometime next month! In the meantime whats your fave dino and what do you think the next Jurassic Wrold will be like? Give a thanks to my guest Roanoke for chipping in and my editor Wisefish for making this video possible! Links to their channel in description!

[matthewfredericks]

Rule #1 of bringing dinosaurs back to life: don't underpay your employees

[baddragonite]

Fun fact: the Dilophasaurus ijtentionally was written to have a trait like spitting venom that the real animal didn't have in order to reinforce the idea that humans don't really know what they're playing with with gene splicing.
In the lost world book there were two carnotaurs that could camouflage themselves like chameleons for the same reason.

[notmychannelname]

I just gotta say, no lion would ever look a t-rex in the face. Most wild life is very cautious.

[brianb]

Remember. You don't need to outrun the dinos, you only need to outrun the person next to you.

[jacoblofthus]

"They should have installed sodium bombs at the base of their skulls."
A dino Suicide Squad. I could get behind that.

[jasminemarseilles]

Fun fact, t-rex didn't roar in real life. She lacked the equipment. It's much worse. She made ultra-low frequency sounds that humans couldn't hear. A human might "feel" her sounds instead.

[Shaderox]

"What if the park worked... BUT there was a video game boss dinosaur at the end".... the most accurate description of Jurassic World I've ever heard.

[river]

The Compy's in the books were much more terrifying. As they had a venomous bite with a rapidly acting neurotoxin that basically made you numb and want to lay down and sleep.

[urbanguy]

I like to quote alien isolation for this: “It’s an animal, animals are afraid of fire.” The flamethrower is your best bet.

[AmericanCrusader]

Fun fact: That Ankylosaur hitting the I-Rex should’ve produced enough force to break its jaw from both hinges and give it brain hemorrhaging.

[ventusxzephyr]

Jokes on you, I'm too broke to even afford a bus pass, let alone a dinosaur zoo theme park. Survival ensured.

[benthompson]

The triceratops wasn’t “eating” the lilac berries, they were accidentally swallowing some when they swallowed new rocks for their gizzard. That’s why they were so confused at first, no signs of it in the scat but all the symptoms, plus they were seen avoiding them for food.

[Its_Me_Romano]

I love how mister DNA makes everyone say dinosaurs in a southern accent

[davidhoopes]

Could we get a “why you wouldn’t survive Peter Jackson’s King Kong skull island” ?

[blooeagle]

I saw jurassic park as a kid and absolutely loved it. Then I found the book in my school library. The nice librarian lady tried to warn my gentle elementary school mind but "It's alright, i've seen the movies!"

I was very wrong. That book was absolute nightmare fuel. It also spurred me to read Andromeda strain, another amazing book by Mr. Crichton.

[devildavin]

if one day dinouraurs did come back:

Matt: Welcome to demolition ranch and today we are going to see of a 50 BMG can penerate the armor of a ankylosaurus

[morganm]

I wish the movie made the connection like in the book where frogs can’t see when things are staying very still. It was actually kinda cool reading the part where Alan actually figures it out instead of him just knowing all along and it would make sense since a lot of the dinosaurs had frog dna

[optillian]

If Jurassic Park was scientifically accurate, the probability of survival would be no different from a regular zoo.

[jurassicwreck]

“Because I can’t get footage from a book”
I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard.