Jordan Peterson's rules on beating kids

Jordan Peterson's rules on beating kids

[-Haiku]

"I'm glad you started this with something physical, because all of us can do this!"

[tearsofsoy]

Imagine these videos are the first videos people watch about Jordan B Peterson XD

[DRK]

You're getting so good at this it really looks seamless

[DoubtX]

Rule 8: Lie to your children. Or at least don't tell them the truth.

[Kostas]

"One of them came up to me today and I whacked them on the side of the head eh"

[HungryTacoBoy]

You have to smack your children up the hierarchies of competence.

[autismuakbar]

"I'm here to beat your kids and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum." -Jordan B Peterson.

[AltruisticApe]

Attack! Like this! With your foot out!

[silverjobin]

Just wait, Buzzfeed, CNN, and Vice are going to get a hold of these clips and start playing them as if they were the actual conversation.

[Havik]

Peter Jordanson is the worlds greatest super villain

[TheCheweeRevolutions]

Most people start a story with the word 'so'. Peter Jordanson ends one with it.
Like a boss

[ParabolicPlayground]

It's also funny because this is actually what some people get from these kind of conversations.

[egamIroriM]

I hope some mainstream media mistook this as a real deal and make a big fuss about it. :p

[Karios-uhvy]

"They'll listen. They'll take the damn pain" lmfao

[DerekMoore]

Request:
Peter Jordanson (celebrity atheist)
VS
Datt Millahunty (Christian apologist)

[dierotewand]

took me a moment to realize it's fake jesus christ

[TylerValendza]

You should do the editing for Vice. Thought this was one of theirs. ;)

[stephenward]

Out of all the channels that make videos like these you do it the best man, this was fucking hilarious, never stop :^)

[CipherSerpico]

Whoever makes these videos is a genius.

[wyattsiefert]

This is my new favorite thing of ever.