Film Theory: Spiderman is DEAD! Web Swinging's Tragic Truth (Spider-Man: Homecoming)

It has been a topic I've wanted to cover since the start of Film Theory, and now that Spiderman Homecoming is in theaters I figured what better time? And after plenty of research, it turns out that our Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman is DEAD! Pure and simple. And it's by his own doing! In the end it is not the Rhino, or Vulture, or any other animal that stomps this pest into the ground. No, it is that cruel mistress known as Physics!

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[Erin-stlq]

I feel like eventually this channel will just be mat trying to prove that every single character ever is dead

[Dinomatrix]

Okay, MatPat. I like the theory and all...
But this may also be the reason you don''t get invited to premieres...

[amyywooo]

I feel like matpat made this because he was mad he never got invited to the premier of homecoming

[Nathan-tffn]

This whole theory just get thrown out the window when you realize that Peter also has *Superhuman Durability*

[lukeschonkeren]

"Why do i never get invited to these events?"

Goes on to say the hero is dead

[chunkybeef]

Nobody:

Matpat:
[INSERT POP CULTURE ICON] IS ACTUALLY

[dsadasfdsagf]

To reduce fall damage he needs to enchant his boots to feather falling. problem solved


Aperture Productions Studios is bad

[scarecuervo]

Matt, you’ve forgot that he has durability comparable to exoskeleton so technically he wouldn’t die. Another one of his powers are you know ... healing

[MissCookieThief]

Spider-sense doesn't allow him to predict the future it just lets him know when something is coming at him and in which direction. And it's pretty safe to assume something moving towards you at high speed is probably a danger to you. To my knowledge, spiders in real life are extremely sensitive to vibrations, so maybe Peter is sensing vibrations in the ground and changes in air pressure to determine the approximate speed and direction of something coming towards him?

[mulethedonkey]

The spider wasn't just a random natural occurence, it was engineered by Oscorp, and could have changed more than what we see on the surface.

[meek]

Every MatPat theory:
Batman is dead
Spider-man is dead
Superman is dead
Your hopes and dreams, dead.

[TheDarkerCharizard]

Couple of things I feel like got overlooked to prove the point. You mentioned compression pants with the pilots, it could be argued that his suit is especially compressive around his legs. Secondly, his DNA was changed with the bite, it could've given him better vascular control similar to how the spider can control the output of it's heart, so he could constrict arteries and veins in his legs to prevent pooling. And with him hitting that wall, it's shown his feet hitting the ground multiple times, the friction from that could've slowed him a decent amount (idk cause idk the math). Also going along with the idea of his DNA changing, it most likely strengthened his bones and could've created that second inner skeleton you mentioned with spiders, inside of his ribcage, helping soften the impacts. It could've even strengthened his bone, but also made them less dense so he doesn't weigh as much and this has less momentum to hurt himself with.
But those are just some possibilities without any actual basis, you're the theorist, not me

[laurasvec]

But then again... mr stark put EVERYTHING in that suit (including that heater)

[Vanessa-lwol]

0:15
“I mean Batman has his bat cow...”
ExCuSe Me WAT

[maclanewestbrook]

So wait... You're telling me... a super hero comic ISN'T scientifically accurate????

[nm]

04:33 "Hemolymph, hemolymph, radioactive hemolymph" is kind of catchy!!!🤙😂

[diptihatewar]

Most valuable thing I learnt...





SPIDER GOATS EXIST!!?

[SmoshGames]

Don't worry, MatPat! We're sure you'll get invited to cool stuff soon!

[MineBloxAllNite]

Spider-Man: *Is alive*

MatPat: “You weren’t supposed to do that”

[plefughiop]

Who else started re-watching old Mat Pat videos now that he is retired