'I'm not a Morning Person...' - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)

I'm not a morning person but if you are I don't judge... I only think about how much of a psychopath you are every day when im waking up. Subscribe you night owls.

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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

[lukesmith]

This man is truly hilarious without ever being mean, mean spirited or using a foul word. He always makes me laugh. Thank you.

[corimcmahon]

His comedy is hilarious without being vulgar. He’s brilliant.

[paytonmacdonald]

Many comics tell one joke and then riff on it for ten minutes. With Gaffigan you get at least twenty jokes in the same amount of time. He's a genius.

[Elleape]

My 4 year old son and I wake up at 7am almost every morning. I then proceed to fall back asleep on the couch while he does just about whatever he wants.
Win-win

[bmeclipse]

I wake up at 5 every day.
To pee and go back to bed.

[CaptanTD]

2:03 "Can we go outside?" "it's closed."

Hitting a little close to home.

[marcusa.ragnos]

“Can we go outside?”
“It’s closed.”

That aged well.

[ronw]

Jim is special no dirty jokes just good clean humor

[AntonL]

"outside is closed"
2017: haha, how ridiculous
2020:

[deborahpellerito]

You've really helped me my sister in hospital 3 months tramatic brain injury I love Jim's sense of humor❤

[saltedllama]

He hits a strangely accurate point about the Halloween costumes.

[Fabian]

Jim's kids: can we go outside?
Jim: it's closed.
Someone must be low key loving quarantine

[jannetteberends]

Last year I was in the hospital for a month. I enjoyed it immensely, the whole day in bed. A couple of 20 meters walks, which get me lot of praise. Nothing to think of. Nothing to care about. It would have been paradise if my pets were allowed there.

[brrjohnson]

I'm such a night owl. If I'm awake at 7am it's because I didn't sleep yet. Insomnia isn't for sissies. .

[oldcollegecoed]

OMG!! As a certified night owl in a world full of “Early Bird BS” people, I absolutely LOVED this! I’m forwarding it to my mom, my siblings & their spouses, my husband, all of his family, and 99% of my friends! Damn weirdos!

[wheathusk]

Jim I have to tell you that I have some anxiety and have trouble falling asleep I have started listening to you every night before I fall asleep and I am having the best sleep in many years laughing unto sleep. Thanks a lot! Bless you!

[someonelovesyou]

Children's jimmy buffet concert 😂😂 I love it.

[ljatwood]

My job forces me to be a get-up-at-5:30am person...a grumpy one.

[stephenfletcher]

The outside is closed? Sounds like 2020.

[ruthlundy]

He voices what we're thinking !! Love this guy