10 Things That Are BANNED in America!

[nightmaredoxies]

"But hey I'm Canadian, it's none of my business" is the funniest quote this American has heard today lol

[Matt-oizu]

Casu Marzu literally means “rotten cheese” and it’s a big nope for most Italians as well.
Sincerely,
An Italian citizen

[anthonymiller]

"People aren't going to inhale an entire chocolate egg"

... See, the thing about America is..

[polygonplus]

Matthew Santoro: "People aren't going to inhale an entire chocolate egg."

2-year-old Americans: "I'm going to end this man's entire career."

[bagandtag]

Kinder Suprise eggs are made of pure pleasure. Like, what kind of fucking monster do you have to be to ban this?

[coolplays]

Guy : So, can I get the stuff?
Dealer : For 20 dollars, I can give you 2 Kinder surprise eggs.

[deanboylen]

We have kinder surprise in Australia. I love choking on them. Cough up a surprise every time

[umami]

Friend: who is your favorite teacher
Me: Matthew Santoro

[androidxperia]

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

[gypsumgoddess]

Just an updated FYI kinder eggs are no longer banned in the USA since 2017...everything else he listed is however, as for the plums, they are loaded with B17 vitamins, which cures most cancers, there's the missing link to the "unknown" reason for that ban.

[skillset]

“People aren’t gonna inhale an entire chocolate egg”

Me: exceptions...

[angelreyes]

I live in America and there are kinder surprise eggs in Mexican stores...so

[rania]

'Murica : the country where kinder eggs are banned while guns are not

[giraffe_of_evil]

"Mhmmmm... NOPE cheese!" ... nearly killed me xDDD

[hotwheelseagle]

Him: Of course no one Is gonna swallow the toy inside



Me: idk we aren’t that smart

[swiftysnail]

America: kinder eggs are dangerous


Canada: what about guns

[AdrienneLaVey]

You ALMOST had it right about absinthe.

It cannot be labelled as absinthe in the US if there’s no wormwood.

Absinthe in the US has to have less than 10 parts per million of thujone (which is considered by the FDA to be “thujone free”), but still has wormwood.

The brand Lucid was actually the first allowed in the US after the ban was lifted in 2007 after its founder proved to the FDA that pre-ban absinthe wasn’t harmful.

I do absinthe reviews on my channel and a couple of the absinthes I have reviewed are authentic and were made in America.

[granthewitt]

When he raises his eyebrows, he has a hairline

[ColdFuse]

Didn't the evil lady from 101 Dalmatians want to make coats out of dog fur?

[xcalibre]

Kinder Eggs are called Kinder Surprise in Australia. We have an icecream called a Golden Gaytime too :D