Twitter Employees Decide Who To Ban

In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on.

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[rhouser]

“Our policy is to ban hate speech, speech we hate.” Should be twitters motto

[jackuber]

That wasn't satire, that was the reenactment of a crime scene.

[jameskingsbery]

You forgot the part where the tech employees learn about the value of diversity before being told to all think the same way.

[andreww]

Babylon Bee switched from doing satire to documentaries. Interesting.

[SgtJoeSmith]

the bee no longer does satire. the bee is most truthful news source out there.

[kennethkline]

A highly doubt that anyone working at Twitter is sorry that they ban anyone

[ReikerForge]

"Create your own platform"
"Wait that platform lets you express yourself? *NO, NOT LIKE THAT!!!* "

[jeffreysalzman]

It's not even really sarcastic, it's just factual.

[Crym]

"It's the thing you say when someone says, 'Isn't that hypocrisy.'" killed me

[Eatongee]

How many twitter employees are watching this and saying "OMG, that dude looks just like me."

[georgedavidson]

when satire isnt satirical anymore but accurate ... you really feel like the we're all F'ed!

[joshm]

The sad thing is it seems to be the way they really operate. I'm grateful i never felt the need to have TwittyTwitter or TwoFacebook to dictate how i speak.

[brentrichards]

I thought The Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire. This is actual news.

[noonespecial]

1984 was meant to be a warning, not an instruction manual.

[peterb]

More roasting of twitter please. They pretty much write the satire for you, their hypocrisy, stupidly and tyranny seems to be an endless well of material.

[heavnxbound]

“Isn’t that satire?” “I don’t even know what you’re saying right now.”
Makes sense.

[potcrak]

The poor girl needs a good liberal arts education to flush those weird ideas out of her dim mind.

[szlava]

At least porn and the Taliban are still allowed on Twitter

[GeekIWG]

"Hate Speech: Speech that we hate." 🤣

[AndyZach]

"Sounds like a double standard"

"Exactly! You'll get the hang of it."