I'm Afraid To Talk To Men

Shot by Melissa Strype
available now on iTunes and Spotify

[LETSWRITEINCAPS]

This sounds like what you sing in the shower when you're pretending that youre talking to your therapist

[awesomelyshorticles]

My favorite part is that no part of this rhymed or followed a meter. Just a gay rant.

[robitherat]

So, what I've learned from this comment section is: It doesn't matter if your a gay guy, a lesbian, a straight man or woman, or twelve badgers in a bright pink trench coat, because not a single one of us knows how to speak to men.

[TheMCRmyever]

“I don’t know what’s good and what’s bad with cars.” too relatable

[banditdeluxe]

As a complete straight dude, I wish people would talk about birds with me more.

[sheniahasiamah]

"When the men find out that I'm an undercover...FRUITY TURKEY VULTURE"

[sorou]

where can I buy a shirt that says "I'm a big gay poodle." c'mon Chris. hop on it.

[chocolatesauxe]

As a Liam I'm grateful to have been called "not usually too bad"

[broadwaymelody]

My dad cried laughing to this song. He’s over six feet tall, looks like Steve Wilkos, and he’s often mistaken for a cop. He also lifts his pinky when he drinks beer, has Donna Summer’s entire discography, and cries when he watches Yentl.

[erin]

this also works very well from a lesbian standpoint

[MICHELLEg]

"and I take three baths a *holds up fourth finger*" Chris, you are a gift

[dogile]

This honestly feels like it belongs in a socially awkward musical.

[EM-cgiy]

It took me several months to realize he filmed this in all these manly scenarios. In front of the barbecue, on the baseball diamond, at the hardware store.

[neptunehenriksen]

It took me five watches to realise Chris mentions a crush on Rob Thomas and then mentions Rob as one of the names of men to avoid talking to.

[nikkinixon]

"Only the nice ones talk about birds"
Me: *thinks about Dave*

[thebitch]

I love the fact that he’s afraid to talk to men, and then passionately sings and dances about it in public

[kapp]

As a lesbian, I can only talk to men, who are afraid to talk to men😂😂

[max-udxb]

“Liams aren’t usually too bad” was scarily accurate

[n.l.g.]

Finally, a song that appeals to the social struggles of trans dudes who came out late in life and never socialized with other men outside of late night D&D sessions in college! Not that I'd know anything about that...

[rebeccaucich]

the fact I got a notification for this just as my lunch break ended is homophobic